~ Feelin' Their Oats ~ Recipe

How to make it

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• Oatmeal doesn't fall asleep after 9:00 A.M.! It's a social grain, ready to mingle with other flavors at all hours of the day and night.If you prefer a slightly smoother consistency...then choose standard rolled oats...they cook a little more quickly...or...you may prefer a pinhead oat...they are chopped rather than rolled,they take much longer to cook than any other type of oat...rolled,crushed,cut...it has always been a matter of personnel preference...
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• Oats are Oats and can be used in a variety of ways...
• I like 'Oats' all kinds of ways!
• Delicious little pools of sweet and savory goo!
• Oats in a bowl...
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• Also...Oats in a...
• Biscuits,Bars,Burgers,Breads,Cookies,Coatings,Crackers,Crumbles,
• Dumplings,Fritters,Sundaes,Lollies,Muesli,Muffins,Pancakes,Pies,
• Pizzas,Porridges,Puddings,Salads,Soups,Smoothies,Snacks
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• The list goes on!
• Sweet on the top...and...Savory on the bottom :o)
• HOLDING A TORCH...( On a Saturday morning only)...a little smoky and burnt tasting...but other wise,quite good...slice banana into thin rounds,pat dry as possible,lay on top of fresh oatmeal, sprinkle light layer of sugar...torch,and evenly scorch...let cool for a few minutes so the sugar sets and gets crisp...Serve hot.
• THE CLASSIC...Cold milk with honey
• OVER THE TOP...As above, but with whole cream (Sundays only)
• SKY HIGH...Eagle Brand in lieu of the heavy cream and sugar
• WHAT'S UP DOC...Carrots shredded,raisins,walnuts,raw sugar,scoop of cream cheese frosting
• THE LEGALITY OF IT ALL...Half dozen scrambled egg whites,steamed fresh spinach,toasted hemp seeds
• TEACHERS PET...Apple butter,pet canned milk
• SCREW THE SCURVY...Cooked in orange juce,pinch of salt and dried cranberries
• WALKING THE PLANK...Haagen Daz Rum Raisin
• GOING NORTH TO ALASKA...Smoked salmon, cream cheese, capers, and fine red onion
• THE GOATEE...Goat cheese,pear sliced,walnut and honey
• WHY,THANK YOU,THANK YOU VERY MUCH...Peanut butter, sliced banana, and crispy strips of bacon crumbled
• JUST WHAT DO YOU KEEP UNDER THAT KILT...Butterscotch chips,sliced banana,pomegranate seed,orange zest,pinch of ginger,and cooked bacon crumbled
• THE CABANA BOY...Lots of fresh shaved parmesan, black pepper, and olive oil on top of oatmeal that's been thickened up with cream. And a poached egg on top, let the yolk ooze. Because everything is better with an egg on top.
• SUNNY SOCIAL...Vanilla yogurt, chocolate syrup, whipped cream, chopped peanuts, and a maraschino cherry
• AS THE COOKIE CRUMBLES...Crushed graham crackers,or,oreos
• THE LITTLE GRASS SKIRT...Coconut flakes, pineapple chunks, and chopped macadamia nuts
• THE RED BADGE OF COURAGE...Halved fresh strawberries,dollop of whipped cream,dab of nutella
• GAMES ON...Pistachios, chopped dates, a dazzle of honey, milk and a dash of cardamom
• OLD SCHOOL...Sugar,pat of butter,pinch of salt,cream
• THROW ME A KISS AND GIVE ME A GERM...Kisses and wheat germ mixed
• THE BIG TEXAN...Cooked breakfast sausage,red beans, shredded cheese, salsa, sour cream, a drizzle of Texas barbecue sauce, fried egg on top.
• THE NON STOP...Fried egg, ham or sausage, shredded cheddar cheese and hot sauce
• PARDON ME PARTNER...Prosciutto,parmesan,and sun dried tomatoes
• IF THIS IS WRONG,I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT...Butter pecan ice cream
• COME HITHER...Cherries, crème fraiche, and balsamic reduction
• THE ALL NIGHTER...A shot of espresso, chocolate covered espresso beans, and whipped cream,or,flavored coffee creamer would be like eating a really gooey oatmeal cookie.
• PILLOW TALK...Marshmallows,blended in while the oatmeal is piping hot and the marshmallows melt right in
• TIE ME UP...Red pepper flakes over spoon of peanut butter and shredded coconut
• YOU CAN EAT CRACKERS IN MY BED...Crushed graham crackers,chocolate chips,and caramel flavored marshmallows,snipped
• GOTCHA COVERED...Hot fudge sauce.half and half
• THE HANG OVER...Beer,cooked cut bacon,shredded cheese,and nuts
• THE LADDIE...Whipped cream,whisky,honey,fresh raspberries
• Wait...Wait!! This one!!!
• AGED AND GOT YA' OVER A BARREL...Bourbon, crispy bacon bits, maple syrup, and toasted pecans.
• If you are in a hurry then...you can cook rolled oats quickly...one cup of rolled oats,two cups water or milk,or,a combination of the two,pinch of salt,put the oats and liquid in a pan cook over some medium heat for about five minutes,stir,and you go,ladle into bowls and serve hot. with whatever.
• As for the Steel Oats...this is something you would want to take you time and cook slow and long overnight in you slow cooker...with whatever you like mixed in while cooking or after it has had time to come together in the slow cooker...you may want to check on it before morning just to see if it needs to be stirred about.
• Oven baked oats have their place too...as well as the take alongs.
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• Since this is long...'Good Morning'...'Good Afternoon'...'Good Evening'...GOOD DAY!