Recipe

Sad News Recipe

Add Step-by-Step Photos	Tuilelaith / All my dishes 4 months, 1 week ago I got this as an email from my Mom and sister, thought I would share. Prep:1m Servings:1	Tuilelaith
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Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.

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I just died laughing, thought others would enjoy!

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Comments

invisiblechef 4 months, 1 week ago said:
This was hilarious don't freak me out like that though, I thought this was going to be serious and was afraid to click on it, but of course curiosity got the best of me ^_^

auntievi 4 months, 1 week ago said:
So cute, we need a good laugh once in a while.

michelle73 4 months, 1 week ago said:
LMAO! Love it! :) We need smiley icons on here already lol.

crystalwaters 4 months, 1 week ago said:
That is (pardon my laughter) flippin' HILARIOUS!! Thanks so much for sharing such a great giggle! :-D

zena824 4 months, 1 week ago said:
This is so cute.......Thanks for sharing..

sexybeast 4 months, 1 week ago said:
Now there's something worth passing along!

rae760 4 months, 1 week ago said:
I love creative humor that can use real life stuff, very cute!

mumtazcatering 4 months, 1 week ago said:
Thanks for putting a smile and a giggle on my face early this morning.We all "KNEAD" it now and again :)
have a blessed day
MUMTAZ

zanna 4 months ago said:
Sorry to hear that he is toast,lol.Putting this over in friends in the kitchen group(come on over),good post.

rml 4 months ago said:
Poor DoughBoy, I'll pray today that everyone receives the giggle that you gave me!

cabincrazyone 4 months ago said:
On the site's home page, under the "popular" tab the words SAD NEWS jumped out at me. I was very relieved to find it was a joke. Since I'm such a smart-alic, it was good for me to receive a little turn-about. I can't even offer a come back. The puns are all used up in the recipe and comments. Good one!!

robertg 4 months ago said:
A great way to start a day.Thank you very much....

kukla 4 months ago said:
WONDERFUL !! Needed a good laugh...thanks, Tuilelaith :)

henrie 4 months ago said:
I've seen this before, what a great post, loved it every time I've had the opportunity to read it again.

wynnebaer 4 months ago said:
Thanks for sharing.......ROTFLMAO...;)

luvshk 4 months ago said:
That was too funny !

daisy 4 months ago said:
This was too cute!! Gonna pass it along for sure, Thanx

mom22 4 months ago said:
Thanks for the humor,needed it today

pattycake 4 months ago said:
Hee-hee, cute :-)

tcvillegas 4 months ago said:
You crack me up!!! Thanks for making me laugh today!!!

shirleyoma 4 months ago said:
Love it!! lol

ucred2 4 months ago said:
I guess it would be a little (french) crueller to make anymore comments about the doughly departed! ;)

linebb956 4 months ago said:
Scare the crap out of me! Love it! I loved the little ...... guy! RAOFLMAO!!!!! He will be missed! My hips will miss him!

cmon68 4 months ago said:
Boy did I knead that!! LOL Now that I have regained my composure I can say thank you that is hilarious!!