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Flush Pocket Recipe


Flush Pocket Recipe
Makes a Hot Pocket more like a Hot Pocket

Thoi412

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Ingredients
  • One Hot or Lean Pocket
  • Toilet
  • A 24-pack of toilet paper

Directions
  1. Go to grocery store
  2. Go to frozen section
  3. Pick a Hot Pocket
  4. Go to paper aisle
  5. Grab lots of toilet paper, you'll need it tomorrow
  6. Make your purchase
  7. Drive home carefully
  8. Take the Hot Pocket out
  9. Insert into included sleeve
  10. Microwave for 3 minutes (or what the box says)
  11. Wait one minute for it to cool
  12. Place directly into the toilet or burn your mouth with the lava that is a Hot Pocket, unless it's still frozen.

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Comments


Thanks for the giggle.


Funny...love number 12!


LOL!!!


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