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Man Rules Recipe

	Frodo / All my dishes 1 year, 2 months ago they are all numbered 1 on purpose!! Prep:3m Cook:56m Servings:0	Frodo
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Ingredients

man rules

[1] men are not mind readers

[1] learn to work the toilet seat.

your a big girl, if its up, put it down,you don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

[1] sunday sports, its like the full moon. or the changing of the tides

leave it be

[1] crying is blackmail

[1] ask for what you want,let us be clear on this one:

subtle hints do not work!

strong hints do not work !

obvious hints do not work !

JUST SAY IT!

[1] yes and no are perfictly acceptable answers to almost

every question

[1] come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it

thats what we do.

sympathy is what your girlfriends are for!

[1] anything we said 6 mths ago is inadmissable in an arguement

in fact..all comments become null and void after 7 days

[1] if you think your fat...you probably are.

don't ask us

[1] if something we said can be interpreted 2 ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry...we meant the other one

[1] you can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want

it done. not both.. if you already know best ,how to do it.

just do it yourself

Directions

[1] whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say

during the commercials

[1] christopher columbus did not need directions

and neither do we

[1] if it itches....it will be scratched... we do that

[1] if we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing" we will act like

nothings wrong, we know your lieing, but it is just not worth

the hassle

[1] if you ask a question you don't want an answer to.

expect an answer you don't want to hear

[1] when we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear

is fine......really.

[1] don't ask what were you thinking about unless you are prepared

to discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports

[1] you have enough clothes

[1] you have to many shoes

[1] i am in shape....round is a shape

[1] thank you for reading this, yes i know i have to sleep on the

couch, tonight

[1] but did you know men really , don't mind that?

its like camping

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Comments

22566 1 year, 2 months ago said:
Thanks for the big grin this morning!!

Hope your day goes will.

Kind Regards

cardinal54 1 year, 2 months ago said:
Frodo, great post. I give it a 5. Of course I would never do any of the things listed. Lucy

nutmeg01 1 year, 2 months ago said:
AND YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR HOW LONG?
YOU ARE JUST SOOOO BAD!!!!!!!1
THANK YOU FOR THE SMILE!!!!!!!
ME

lycett 1 year, 2 months ago said:
FRODO.NOW I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE TOTALLY LOST YOUR MIND..AND DEFINITELY A #1.......ROCK ON......

danadooley 1 year, 2 months ago said:
So BAAAAAD it's GOOOOOOOOD ;) Thanks for the day long giggles

chefelaine 1 year, 2 months ago said:
Priceless!! FIVE!! :+D

tcpr 1 year, 2 months ago said:
Notice the women think your joking?

frodo 1 year, 2 months ago said:
They do don't they. they don't understand,
and hell neither do i. i lost at the war between
sex's, years ago. i just say unhuh , and do as i am told. pittiful just pittiful

shepherdrescue 1 year, 2 months ago said:
Frodo - You are an honest and wise man. But you don't have to tell women all these things, we know it, we just don't want to admit we know it, cuz that would give you guys the advantage...

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