Something For Saturday Humor Recipe

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• Subject: And then the fight started........... shopping list
• My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She shopping list
• asked, “What's on TV?” shopping list
• I said, “Dust.” shopping list
• And then the fight started... shopping list
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• My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. shopping list
• She said, “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 shopping list
• Seconds.” shopping list
• I bought her a scale. shopping list
• And then the fight started... shopping list
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• When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace shopping list
• expensive... So, I took her to a gas station... shopping list
• And then the fight started.... shopping list
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• After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social shopping list
• Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and Come back later. The woman said, “Unbutton your shirt”. So I opened my shirt revealing My curly silver hair. She said, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me” and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. shopping list
• She said, “you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too.” shopping list
• And then the fight started... shopping list
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• My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I shopping list
• kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, “Do you know her?” shopping list
• “Yes,” I sighed, “She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.” shopping list
• ''My God!” says my wife, “who would think a person could go on Celebrating that long?” shopping list
• And then the fight started... shopping list
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• I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road. shopping list
• Slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, shopping list
• Looked up at me, and shouted, “I AM NOT HAPPY!” shopping list
• So, I looked down at him and said, “Well, then which one are you?” shopping list
• And then the fight started... shopping list
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• THE BROKEN LAWN MOWER shopping list
• When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf . Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, shopping list
• busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, ' When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.' shopping list
• The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. shopping list
• Enjoy. JJ shopping list