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Something For Saturday Humor Recipe

Add Step-by-Step Photos	Thegoldminer / All my dishes 1 year ago Something to lighten the day and possible true. Servings:111	Thegoldmine
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Subject: And then the fight started...........

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She

asked, “What's on TV?”

I said, “Dust.”

And then the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3

Seconds.”

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace

expensive... So, I took her to a gas station...

And then the fight started....

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social

Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and Come back later. The woman said, “Unbutton your shirt”. So I opened my shirt revealing My curly silver hair. She said, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me” and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, “you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too.”

And then the fight started...

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I

kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, “Do you know her?”

“Yes,” I sighed, “She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.”

''My God!” says my wife, “who would think a person could go on Celebrating that long?”

And then the fight started...

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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road.

Slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car,

Looked up at me, and shouted, “I AM NOT HAPPY!”

So, I looked down at him and said, “Well, then which one are you?”

And then the fight started...

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THE BROKEN LAWN MOWER

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf . Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,

busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, ' When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Enjoy. JJ

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Comments

mjcmcook 1 year ago said:
~Hello~jj~
"Always good to see a 'Foodie' with
a 'sense-of-humor'"~ (^_^) ~
~*~ mj ~*~
"Make that ~ "5"FORK!!!!! Humor"~

emie73 1 year ago said:
Ah, what a nice recipe! he he.."5fork" for my boss..

emie73 1 year ago said:
I'm thingking before maybe recipes for kids like popcorn..he he..saturday humor..

jett2whit 1 year ago said:
Oh my! funny

notyourmomma 1 year ago said:
Love this. How funny! I really needed a good laugh, thank you.

momo_55grandma 1 year ago said:
Love this one and the fight started Lol what a hoot good one deserves a good rate

ttaaccoo 1 year ago said:
Very good!! needed those funnies right now! thanx!!

dragonwings647 1 year ago said:
Thanks for the laughs. Laughter is good for the soul and the body. Thanks

chihuahua 1 year ago said:
My friend I must tell you three things happened as I read your story. First, the tears welled up. Don't worry, they were happy ones. I too have been married a long time and your tale struck a cord. Second, I smilled all the way through. Third, you made me laugh and I was greatly entertained.

Wish I could give you a hug. Will you accept a virtual one?

Chichi

lunasea 1 year ago said:
Oh JJ....those are great!! Wheeeee.....thanks for the giggles this morning. ;)

brianna 1 year ago said:
What a great way to start Sunday morning. I laughed all the way through. Thankyou for the smiles. 55555+++++

juels 1 year ago said:
I was laughing too! Thanks again for keeping us entertained, JJ!

leroux 1 year ago said:
Lol!Lol! Totally loved it! Had to copy it for my dad!

sitbynellie 6 months, 3 weeks ago said:
Hilarious. Will be passing this around among my pals.
Love Nellie (Susan)

wttothemax 1 month, 1 week ago said:
I never thought I would use this term, but LMAO!

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