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Thats When The Fight Started Recipe


Thats When The Fight Started Recipe
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Laughter is the best medicine...have a giggle a day and keep the doctor away.

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Ingredients
  • One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
  • The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
  • When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
  • And that's how the fight started.....
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  • My wife walked into the den & asked "Whats on the tv?"
  • I replied "Dust".
  • And that's how the fight started.....
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  • A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
  • She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
  • compliment.'
  • The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
  • And that's how the fight started.....
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  • My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
  • anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.
  • I bought her a scale.
  • And that's how the fight started.....
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  • I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'
  • It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
  • 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.
  • So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
  • And that's when the fight started....
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  • My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'
  • 'No,' she answered.
  • I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
  • She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'
  • So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'
  • And that's when the fight started....
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  • I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
  • Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer
  • would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
  • And that's when the fight started.....
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  • I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
  • order first.
  • 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
  • He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
  • 'Nah, she can order for herself.'
  • And that's when the fight started.....

Directions
  1. Aw, just grin and bear it.

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Comments


'and that's when the fight started'....are my favorite jokes. LOL

Thanx for the laugh. :)


OMG.....You been to my house, huh....:)


This is great!!


Ahhh, notcho, that should keep the doctor at bay for a couple weeks! Those were good ones...laughter is definitely the best medicine, and I thank you for my dose today!! Hope you are enjoying the weekend...Krum


Those are funny. Needed a good laugh. You have my 5 for the great post.


Those are funny, Thanks. I was in need of a good laugh tonight.


Thanks dear... the laugh felt good!!


These are hilarious Not! Got my ^5 - great post - great giggles. Thank you Dear!


I just have to say I LOVEEEEEEEE IT! In dragontale style...ok..too much TV over the holidays but anyway this was great to give me a smile. Thank you!


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