Hi, Blonde Night Special

Hi, Blonde Night Special

• DonSpain 8 years ago
  Hi, 2 wee stories -- cheers - second one - a wee bit thought maybe!!!!
  cheers
  Did you hear about the two blondes
  Who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
  
  They had gone to see 'Closed for the Winter.'
  
  A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip
  Of her index finger shot off.
  'How did this happen?' the emergency
  Room doctor asked her.
  
  'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.
  
  'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting
  Off your finger?'
  
  'No, Silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, &
  Then I thought, 'I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants...
  
  I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'
  
  'So then?' asked the doctor.
  
  'Then I put the gun in my mouth, & I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00
  To get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'
  
  'So then?'
  
  'Then I put the gun to my ear, & I thought: 'This is going to make a
  Loud noise.
  So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the
  Trigger.
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• notyourmomma 8 years ago said:
  Groan....Don. You are a hoot.
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• mommyluvs2cook 8 years ago said:
  Definitely a hoot!
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