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About Me
I'm not a Chef. Not really, I'm a writer, and craftsman/eccentric artist. By profession, I work midnight security in manhattan. I do have my food handler's license and even cater small events once in a while. I really enjoy it bu
t I have very little free time these days. Food may be a part-time gig but its my full-time passion. I love tweeking recipes, trying really gross combinations and I'm always out to learn and try something new, even if it means nearly blowing up my kitchen. I went to a really prestigious cooking school. Perhaps you've heard of it- The Culinary Institute of Trial and Error....meaning I'm self-taught. You wouldn't believe the things I've had to learn the hard way. (i.e. Never try to get a coconut open with an axe, remove the giblet pouch BEFORE roasting a chicken, and of course, never bake cheesecake petit fours in cheap paper spiderman cups.)
So yeah, I'm completely bat$#&t nuts but I can be nice sometimes so feel free to talk and trade recipes with me. Don't be skurrred- your computer screen protects you from freaks like me! >_0] Read more
So yeah, I'm completely bat$#&t nuts but I can be nice sometimes so feel free to talk and trade recipes with me. Don't be skurrred- your computer screen protects you from freaks like me! >_0] Read more
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Dumpling Veggie Sizzle Fo-shizzle from chefmal in Brooklyn, NY.
You'd pay $12+ for a dish like this in a restaurant, but half that to make it. (Also makes a slammin' dinner) Any Asian grocery st...
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Almond Joy Smoothie from chefmal in Brooklyn, NY.
True Category: Fatass. I had a tooth issue a few months back which required me to drink most of my meals through a straw. It was h...
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Turkey Cubes And Stuff from chefmal in Brooklyn, NY.
Because of my hectic work schedule, I tend to rely on a lot of frozen stuff and prepare-head meals. I'll put like 3 different typ...
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F%#@k Yeah Holiday Cookies from chefmal in Brooklyn, NY.
I have been away forever!! And while I've been away, I've managed to lose some much unneeded weight. But what the hell, it's the f...
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Butternut Squash Triangoli Veggie Saute' from chefmal in Brooklyn, NY.
It will take you just as long to prepare this as it would to make a trip to McNasty, plus it will be a billion times tastier and b...
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Spanish Rice With Pan-seared Adobo Chicken Thighs from chefmal in Brooklyn, NY.
Yeap, I made a chicken and rice dish at 10 in the morning-- cos I'm STUPID like that!!...
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