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Joined 10 months, 2 weeks ago.
From Brooklyn, NY US
GroupRank 8
I'm a self proclaimed Intermediate cook.
I have 70 cooking friends
My recipes have 74014 views with a 4.7 average.
http://esotericessentials.ecrater.com
Currently lovin' Sushi/Japanese. Italian, my first love. Chinese, Mexican, Greek, German, Spanish (Pernil, yo!) Jewish, Russian, Pretty much everything but Thai and most Indian that's waaay too spicy for me. (Though I'll put up with Simosas 'cos they're awesome) .
Tagline: I'm a Part-time Catering foodie

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About me
I'm not a Chef. Not really, I'm a writer, and craftsman/eccentric artist by profession. I make jewelry, handbags, table runners, napkin holders, etc. All by hand. Yeah, sure, make whatever fag jokes you like, but it's a more respectable living than if I took my clothes off. (Which nobody would pay for) I do catering once in a while though, and I really enjoy it. Food may be a part-time gig but its my full-time passion. When I'm in the kitchen, I bang around, shout, curse, burn and cut myself, but when it's all over, you have something good enough to pay for. I'm always out to learn and try something new, even if it means nearly blowing up my kitchen. I'm self-taught. You wouldn't believe the things I've had to learn the hard way. (i.e. Never try to get a coconut open with an axe) So yeah, I'm a nice guy sometimes so feel free to talk and trade recipes with me. The good news is that I have semi-regular internet access thanks to my new midnight concierge job, so I'll be around to post recipes and harrass you all once again!

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Thanks for excepting my friend invite! Have an awesome week!


HI
looking foreward to sharing with you
i have a good seasoning for
pernil for you get back to me
sunny dday to you from Puerto Rico


Dude, so glad you are back!


Hi and thanks for being my cooking buddy! You have some awesome recipes posted and I can't wait to check them out!


Where you been chefmal!!??


Wait for the next posting..You will exchange it with the whole van ;) Thanks chefmal for stopping by.


Hi chefmal...Thanks for the message. I just bought a new computer and I am trying to arrange my work documents and files. I have a lot of unposted recipes that I created the last three weeks. I will begin to post once I finish gathering my lost data...


Great to have you back chefmal. You still need a cute little indoor kitty cat to keep the vermin away. We, too, have critters in the attic. I think they are bats, 'cause they haven't tried the 'snack' I put up there. I did put a whole bunch of moth balls, that seemed to decrease their desire to camp up there--for now anyway. Good luck, hang in there, and again, really glad you're back.
cb




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Enchilada Torpedoes
Lewkeeng good!

Filth Fried Fish Courtesy
LOVE these hilarious recipes! Keep em coming! On a site with some "oh to serious" folks this is a relief! :D :D :D

My Balls In Your Mouth
Too funny (the name) and they sound yummy. Thanks for sharing your mistake with us.

Crab Slaw
Sounds really good and I'm not really crazy about coleslaw. Thank you.

Slammin Onion Dip
Oh yea........I'm saving this one......throw away the onions and drink the gravy. LOL! Thanks for posting this.

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