coffeebean53 2 years, 2 months ago said: You Know You've Had To Much Coffee When.... Juan Valdez names his donkey after you. * You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. * You prefer to grind coffee beans in your mouth. * You sleep with your eyes open. * You have to watch videos in fast-forward. * You lick your coffeepot clean. * Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. * The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. * You can type sixty words a minute with your feet. * You can jump-start your car without cables. * Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low." * You don't sweat, you percolate. * You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug. * You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. * You've worn the finish off your coffee table. * The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you. * Starbuck's owns the mortgage on your house. * You're so wired you pick up FM radio. * Your life's goal is to "amount to a hill of beans." * Instant coffee takes too long. * You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can. * You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar." * Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position. * Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
pointsevenout 2 years, 2 months ago said: RE: You Know You've Had To Much Coffee When.... You don't want to know what Juan's donkey has done to your coffeebeans. Just label it as an "interesting" flavor.
coffeebean53 2 years, 2 months ago said: RE: You Know You've Had To Much Coffee When.... Buahahaahaha At least it's not the ones from Indonesia that they gather from the business end of a rodent.
Reply
You need to be logged in and a member of this group to post a message. You can join this group here.
You need to be 
coffeebean53 2 years, 2 months ago said:
You Know You've Had To Much Coffee When....
Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
* You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
* You prefer to grind coffee beans in your mouth.
* You sleep with your eyes open.
* You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
* You lick your coffeepot clean.
* Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
* The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
* You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.
* You can jump-start your car without cables.
* Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
* You don't sweat, you percolate.
* You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug.
* You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
* You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
* The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
* Starbuck's owns the mortgage on your house.
* You're so wired you pick up FM radio.
* Your life's goal is to "amount to a hill of beans."
* Instant coffee takes too long.
* You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can.
* You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
* Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
* Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
pointsevenout 2 years, 2 months ago said:
RE: You Know You've Had To Much Coffee When....
You don't want to know what Juan's donkey has done to your coffeebeans. Just label it as an "interesting" flavor.
coffeebean53 2 years, 2 months ago said:
RE: You Know You've Had To Much Coffee When....
Buahahaahaha At least it's not the ones from Indonesia that they gather from the business end of a rodent.