sparow64 1 year, 11 months ago said: Funny Fortune Cookie Suggestions I am making fortune cookies for our New Years party, and need some suggestions for funny sayings to put inside. I have searched online, and only found a couple. So far I have:
"If you're not first, you're last" - funny to us because of our group watching Talledega Nights together.
"HELP! I being held hostage inside a chinese bakery!"
Any suggestions welcome!
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sparow64 1 year, 11 months ago said:
Funny Fortune Cookie Suggestions
I am making fortune cookies for our New Years party, and need some suggestions for funny sayings to put inside. I have searched online, and only found a couple.
So far I have:
"If you're not first, you're last" - funny to us because of our group watching Talledega Nights together.
"HELP! I being held hostage inside a chinese bakery!"
Any suggestions welcome!