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Two Eternal Questions!
1) What came first . The chicken or the egg ?

2) Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Your answera here!!!!!!!!


RE: Two Eternal Questions!
An egg was sitting up in bed smoking a cigarette. A chicken was sleeping next to her facing the wall and snoring.
OK ! So that's one question answered.


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If only I could post pics in here!!! I have answers for you my friend, but they are in picture form, sigh...

O.k., so answer #1: The ckicken, no wait, the egg, no, it was the chick-egg. Yeah, that's my final answer, the chick-egg. Or should it be the egg-chick...hmmm...

#2:

As I said in another post, if that chicken won't tell us why he crossed the road, I say we grill him!


RE: Two Eternal Questions!
My Answers:

#1--the egg, of course...scrambled for breakfast and pot pie for dinner

#2--to prove to the possum it CAN be done


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I like Your answers keni! Keep 'em coming


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thank you, sir....Y'all keep askin'...I'll keep answering...I need an online outlet for my.....humor ;)


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I like that too Keni, I was going to say neither came first. in thechicken omelet.


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That question cracked me up I got the Yolk right away LOL LOL


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LOL Ronny.... Just so funny...
I say... the egg....


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Thanks, trigger...I need an outlet for silliness...and I'm havin' a hard time findin' it! ;)


Why did the Turkey cross the road?
It was the chickens day off


Why did the Turkey cross the road?
Every turkey has cross to bare even if they are chicken to show it.


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Can a chicken crossing the road be caled "poultry in motion"?


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When is chicken soup not good for your health?







when you're the chicken...


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Hey Y'all, I'm going deep (in thought, that is) and I am dangerous ( most women are) when they start to think for themselves. When it comes down to (1) the theory of evolution, or (2) Theologically speaking.....I believe the egg was #1 and the chicken was #2. And it also depends on what frame of mind you are in at the moment. Now someone please pass me a drink, I'm too sober.


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I found an egg with 3 yolks not too long ago. I get a lot of double-yolkers. What are the odds of three?


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wow cheryl ive gotten 2 before but not three............


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triplets ..................hahahahaha


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You are so silly...LOL...Cheryl


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Iv'e seen three yolks before.

FROM THREE EGGS


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Always a 'ham' in the crowd. Oops, did I say ham, well couldn't have been a chicken....


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that was A BIG yolk cherlyl hahaha



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