laurakaay 1 year, 3 months ago said: JOKES PART 4 The Mustard Story
I Love Mustard. ( If you have children you will probably relate to this father.)
As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection: a thick slab of ham on a fresh bun with crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard.
The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands but was stopped by my wife suddenly at my side.
'Here, hold Johnny (our six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich,'she said.
I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers. I love mustard. I had no napkin. So, I licked it off.
It was not mustard. No man ever put a baby down faster. It was the first and only time I have sprinted with my tongue protruding out.
With a washcloth in each hand, I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do; only I did it on my tongue. Later, after she stopped crying from laughing so hard, my wife said, 'Now you know why they call that fancy mustard 'Poupon'.
cherylannxo 1 year, 3 months ago said: RE: JOKES PART 4 Catholic Shampoo-----
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine and loquor section. One asked the other of she would like a beer. The second nun answered that indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about buying it. The first nun replied that she would handle that without problem. She picked up a 6-pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier had a surprised look, so the nun said, "This is for washing our hair." Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer. "The curlers are on me."
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laurakaay 1 year, 3 months ago said:
JOKES PART 4
The Mustard Story
I Love Mustard. ( If you have children you will probably relate to this father.)
As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection: a thick slab of ham on a fresh bun with crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard.
The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands but was stopped by my wife suddenly at my side.
'Here, hold Johnny (our six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich,'she said.
I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers. I love mustard. I had no napkin. So, I licked it off.
It was not mustard. No man ever put a baby down faster. It was the first and only time I have sprinted with my tongue protruding out.
With a washcloth in each hand, I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do; only I did it on my tongue. Later, after she stopped crying from
laughing so hard, my wife said, 'Now you know why they call that fancy mustard 'Poupon'.
cherylannxo 1 year, 3 months ago said:
RE: JOKES PART 4
Catholic Shampoo-----
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine and loquor section. One asked the other of she would like a beer.
The second nun answered that indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about buying it.
The first nun replied that she would handle that without problem. She picked up a 6-pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier had a surprised look, so the nun said, "This is for washing our hair."
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer. "The curlers are on me."