~ It's Easter ~ Recipe

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• A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. shopping list
• He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front shopping list
• of the car. shopping list
• The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see shopping list
• what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD. shopping list
• The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful red headed woman driving down the road sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. shopping list
• She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong. shopping list
• "I feel terrible," ! he explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM." shopping list
• The red head says,"Don't worry." shopping list
• She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents on him. shopping list
• The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves a paw at the them and hops off down the road. shopping list
• Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight. shopping list
• The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?" shopping list
• The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. shopping list