Step #1 Arrange one flour tortilla on Corning Ware dinner plate (the brown & orange one with the wheat design circa 1971).
Step #2 Grate a significant amount (1 c?) of Velveeta onto the tortilla.
Step #3 Nuke about 60 seconds or until Velveeta starts to bubble & get "crispy" around the edges.
Step #4 In the meantime, write some poetry -- Your sandy hair floats in the air -- To me it's like a lullaby -- I'm just flying by -- Oh so high -- like a kite -- tied to a skate --.
Step #5 Next, spoon on some Pace Piquante (puh-conny) sauce if desired.
Step #6 Repeat process five more times.
Step #7 Peace out.
Enjoy the Dang Case-Uh-Dill-Uhs (Kip's Delight) recipe