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Best Fruit Cake Ever Recipe

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Ingredients

Directions

Step #1 Before you start, sample the whiskey to check for quality.
Step #2 Good, isn't it? Now go ahead.
Step #3 Select a large mixing bowl, measuring c, etc.
Step #4 Check the whiskey again as it must be just right.
Step #5 To be sure the whiskey is of the highest quality pour one level c into a glass & drink it as fast as you can.
Step #6 Repeat.
Step #7 With an electric mixer beat 1 c of butter In a large-ish fluffy bowl.
Step #8 Add 1 tsp of thugar & beat again.
Step #9 Meanwhile, make sure that the whiskey is of the finest quality.
Step #10 Cry another tup.
Step #11 Open 2nd quart if necessary.
Step #12 Add 2 arge leggs, 2 c of fried druit, & beat til high.
Step #13 If druit gets stuck in the beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Step #14 Sample the whiskey again, checking for tonscisity.
Step #15 Then sift 3 c of salt or anything, it really doesn't matter.
Step #16 Sapmle the whiksey.
Step #17 Sift 1/2 pint lenom juice.
Step #18 Fold in sliced butter & strained nuts.
Step #19 Add 1 babblespoon of brown thugar, or whatever color you can find & wix mell.
Step #20 Grease oven & turn cake pan to 3500 dergrees.
Step #21 Now pour the whole mess into the coven & ake.
Step #22 Check whiksey anaig & bo to ged.
Enjoy the Best Fruit Cake Ever recipe