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Words Of Wisdom And A Few Recipes Recipe


Words Of Wisdom And A Few Recipes Recipe Twill10 / All my dishes
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Servings:10

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Ingredients
  • GOOD NEIGHBOR RECIPE
  • 1 tongue (that does not slander)
  • 1 mind (full of tolerance)
  • 2 ears (closed to gossip)
  • 2 eyes (overlooking other folk's faults)
  • 1 heart (generous and kind)
  • 2 hands (extended to help others)
  • 1 dash each: wit, smiles, sunny disposition and cheerfulness
  • Blend together and form into one being.
  • Remember not only our enjoyment of good food, but also our sense of humor, for one without the other would be a dull existence.
  • FOOD FOR THOUGHT
  • --The old proverb about "an eye for an eye" could leave everyone blind.
  • --What a grand world this would be if we could forget out troubles as easily as we forget our blessings.
  • --It is much easier to swallow angry words than to have to eat them.
  • --Swallow your pride occasionally; it's non-fattening.
  • --Be thankful for the people that brighten your day with laughter.
  • --A wise wife has pork chops ready when her husband comes home from a fishing trip.
  • --Advice is like Castor oil; easy to give, but very difficult to take.
  • --Count your blessings and share with those who have so much less.
  • --Of all living creatures, human beings are the only ones who pray - or need to.
  • --Why is there never enough time to do things right, but always enough time to do them over?
  • --What soap is for the body, tears are for the soul.
  • --If the TV and the refrigerator weren't so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
  • --Some people are like blisters. They don't show up until the work is done.
  • ARABIAN STUFFED CAMEL
  • First, procure a camel: with one hump or two, depending upon the size of your party.
  • Prepare twelve dozen eggs: boiled, shelled and dressed.
  • Clean about twelve good sized smelts, leaving the heads on.
  • Dress eight or nine three pound chickens. Bake the chickens.
  • Choose a large sheep and dress it out, removing the wool and hooves but leaving the head on.
  • Next, take your camel and do him in. Clean and dress intact.
  • Then, stuff the eggs into the fish. Stuff the fish into the chickens. Stuff the chickens into the sheep. Stuff the sheep into the camel.
  • Roast over an open-pit fire for about 2 days, turning carefully on an oak spit and basting with your favorite sauce.
  • This is truly a regal dish to serve for any special occasion and an ambitious undertaking for any family. Variations, seasonings and methods of serving differ with taste.
  • Serves 200 people and innumerable dogs and children

Directions
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Comments

mjcmcook 1 month, 2 weeks ago said:
~HELLO~
"5"FORK!!!!!
I need ALL the 'Words of Wisdom'
I can get!
~*~mj~*~


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