How to make it

  • 1 – You will need to acquire enough money to buy a bottle of Tomato Ketchup. Assuming you have spent the last of your month's salary on this book, after seeking therapy, you will need to come up with a plan to be able to purchase said ketchup.
  • 2 – Having decided on a heist, you will need to carefully scope out your target. With a goal of roughly £2 earnings, your easiest target is likely to be little Billy's lemonade stand in the park at the end of the street.
  • 3 – You will need to use a codename for the raid on Billy's lemonade stand, in case anyone wonders why you are clad in all black and sporting a balaclava. Say you are attending 'Fancy dress party', and you will be unavailable for the next hour in view of aforementioned 'Fancy dress party'.
  • 4 – Proceed with 'Operation Fancy dress party'. Knock out little Billy using your chloroform, and quickly grab the takings cup on the stand. Rush home. Sort through the takings, and having changed clothing, head to the nearest supermarket and purchase your bottle of tomato ketchup.
  • 5 – Unscrew lid, and enjoy!

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