~ Two Ole' Coots ~ Recipe

How to make it

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• ~ As Bald As A Coot...and...That's A Boot ~
• What A Hoot!
• Cut up the onion,carrots...mix in the campfire coffee for broth.
• Dump into hunting boot...add salt and pepper and coot breasts.
• Lace up boot and ingredients tight.
• Throw onto raging,roaring campfire.
• Go hunting for a couple of hours while boot coots are cooking.
• Come back from hunting...famished!
• Remove charred hunting boot from campfire.
• Remove all cooked ingredients and discard 'em.
• Slice up charred boot...and...Enjoy!
• ~ but ~
• If you have your mind and heart on eaten' 'Coot'
• Then...Make sure before you shoot a coot you know were it has been and what it has been feeding on...
• ~and~
• Never break the green croup...to avoid this,just breast the bird out and clean off any of the fat...and that's,that!
• Flour the breasts and fry in light oil...clean the pan of any grease that is left...put the coot breasts back into the pan with some purple chopped onion and cream of whatever soup...simmer...but,don't over cook a coot...because,the more it cooks...the drier it gets...and the worst it tastes...top it over rice...but...I don't even know if that would make it nice :o)
• I don't care for 'Coots'
• One...they are a mean little 'Mother F@#%&*$'
• ~and~
• Two...they are fowl :o)
• They...Wrestle...They...'TOUSLE'
• You take one or two out of a 'cover'...give em' a brood...and sure enough,there are goin' to be a few that lose...cuz' after about three days they start attacking their own when they beg for food...and after a very short span of time they start to concentrate on the weaker chicks...and these chicks eventually give up begging,and die...leaving only two or three out of nine to dine.
• ~so~
• Shoot those Coots!
• "Theres a rock to the left, and a rock to the right, and low lean thorn between, and ye may hear a breach bolt snick, where never a man is seen."
• Leave 'em in the water and ride away!
• ~and~
• Have a divine dine on a better day!
• ~ You're taken' a 'gamble'...that the meal is not a 'shamble' ~