Tequilla Christmas Cookies Recipe

How to make it

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• Sample the Tequila in a large glass to check quality
• Take a large bowl, and check the Tequila again, to be sure it is of the
• Highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink.
• Turn on the electric mixer, Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
• Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
• At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila is still ok, so try
• Another cup.
• Turn off the mixerer thingy.
• Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
• Pick the frigging fruit and dang cup off the floor.
• Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just
• Pry it loose with a drewscriver.
• Sample th e tequila to check for tonsisticity.
• Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Tequila
• Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
• Add one table.
• Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
• Greash the oven.
• Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
• Don't forget to off the turner
• Put the bowl through the window, finish off the booze and make sure to
• Put The dirty stove in the dishwasher.
• CHERRY MISTMAS TO ALL!