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Tequilla Christmas Cookies Recipe


Tequilla Christmas Cookies Recipe
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Ingredients
  • 1 cup of water
  • 1 tsp baking soda
  • 1 cup of sugar
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 1 cup of brown sugar
  • 1 tbsp lemon juice
  • 4 large eggs
  • 1 cup of nuts
  • 2 cups of dried fruit
  • 1 bottle of Tequila

Directions
  1. Sample the Tequila in a large glass to check quality
  2. Take a large bowl, and check the Tequila again, to be sure it is of the
  3. Highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink.
  4. Turn on the electric mixer, Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
  5. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
  6. At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila is still ok, so try
  7. Another cup.
  8. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
  9. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
  10. Pick the frigging fruit and dang cup off the floor.
  11. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just
  12. Pry it loose with a drewscriver.
  13. Sample th e tequila to check for tonsisticity.
  14. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Tequila
  15. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
  16. Add one table.
  17. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
  18. Greash the oven.
  19. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
  20. Don't forget to off the turner
  21. Put the bowl through the window, finish off the booze and make sure to
  22. Put The dirty stove in the dishwasher.
  23. CHERRY MISTMAS TO ALL!

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Comments


Thanks for this - gave me a good giggle and reminded me of a very similar family recipe of my own!!


Cant wait to try


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