Recipe

Serum Of Red-eye Recipe

	Troutwhisperer / All my dishes 1 year, 11 months ago sometimes i wake up at three in the morning because i stayed out until one in the morning...I'm very thirsty..so i go get a glass of water and two aspirin...if i wake up at sunrise and the asprin didnt work...i break out the serious medicine Prep:5m Servings:1	Troutwhispe
	vodka tomato horseradish

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Ingredients

worcestershire sauce- just a smidgen

three ounces or so of beer

two ounces, if that's what you think you could measure out ,of vodka...

three ounces of v-8 juice, at least three ounces, this is depending on the queasy stomach feeling you have..

i spoon of ground horseradish sauce..it has to be done for your taste buds to re-fire

Mrs dash season salt

any big glass

one stuffed olive with pimento( if your seeing double it wont make any difference.

Directions

very quietly grab a ten ounce beer glass from the sink

wash it slowly,

preferably one that's mug style with a handle in case your still abit unsure of your grip

this will be the easiest glass to find, probably be a kitchen table full anyhow

if you can find a beer somebody didn't finish from last night its actually better for the recipe, check for cig butts tho and discard if you have to

but in any case you may need to open one more beer. gently tho

with both hands pour three ounces of v-8 juice into the beaker of your choice

( this is no longer some cocktail, this is a serious concoction)

don't pour the beer first..could prove fatal

take one swig of juice directly from the bottle .

..this will start to soften that cotton mouth feeling

may help with absorption yet to come

add the vodka to the glass.

..not straight shots to your mouth like last night yelling "skoal"

the "w" sauce....nobody can pronounce it, so why type it,

my head hurts anyway...just pour a good big dollop in the elixir your creating.

if your hands are steady to measure a tablespoon you don't need a serum of red-eye

( keep this and all hangover medicines out of reach of tea toadlers)

now with any remaining strength pick up the beer and don't get mad at the beer, its your fault ,not the beer.

this is critical, don't smell the beer just add it and set the bottle back down

to keep your head from exploding, spoon the horseradish in and don't look at the myriad colors

don't look at the glass when stirring these ingredients..it may remind you of having had to put one foot on the floor all night to keep the bed from spinning...

okay get the olive jar,

this is going to be the first real food your stomach has had in many hours.

somehow get one out of the jar.

just try to focus on the red pimento end of the olive.

drop ole lady dash across the surface of the mixture. with your shaky hands this should be easy

plop in the redyed olive and sip gently ..

..next time you see that olive if you feel like eating it, your gonna live.

..if not , repeat dosage

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