serum of red-eye Recipe

How to make it

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• very quietly grab a ten ounce beer glass from the sink
• wash it slowly,
• preferably one that's mug style with a handle in case your still abit unsure of your grip
• this will be the easiest glass to find, probably be a kitchen table full anyhow
• if you can find a beer somebody didn't finish from last night its actually better for the recipe, check for cig butts tho and discard if you have to
• but in any case you may need to open one more beer. gently tho
• with both hands pour three ounces of v-8 juice into the beaker of your choice
• ( this is no longer some cocktail, this is a serious concoction)
• don't pour the beer first..could prove fatal
• take one swig of juice directly from the bottle .
• ..this will start to soften that cotton mouth feeling
• may help with absorption yet to come
• add the vodka to the glass.
• ..not straight shots to your mouth like last night yelling "skoal"
• the "w" sauce....nobody can pronounce it, so why type it,
• my head hurts anyway...just pour a good big dollop in the elixir your creating.
• if your hands are steady to measure a tablespoon you don't need a serum of red-eye
• ( keep this and all hangover medicines out of reach of tea toadlers)
• now with any remaining strength pick up the beer and don't get mad at the beer, its your fault ,not the beer.
• this is critical, don't smell the beer just add it and set the bottle back down
• to keep your head from exploding, spoon the horseradish in and don't look at the myriad colors
• don't look at the glass when stirring these ingredients..it may remind you of having had to put one foot on the floor all night to keep the bed from spinning...
• okay get the olive jar,
• this is going to be the first real food your stomach has had in many hours.
• somehow get one out of the jar.
• just try to focus on the red pimento end of the olive.
• drop ole lady dash across the surface of the mixture. with your shaky hands this should be easy
• plop in the redyed olive and sip gently ..
• ..next time you see that olive if you feel like eating it, your gonna live.
• ..if not , repeat dosage