Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies Recipe

How to make it

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• 1.Sample the tequila to check quality.
• 2.Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be  sure it is of the highest quality.
• 3.Pour one level  cup tequila and drink.
• 4.Turn on the electric mixer.
• 5.Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
• 6.Add one peastoon of sugar.
• 7.Beat again.
• 8.At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is  stillok, so try another cup just in case.
• 9.Turn  off the mixerer thingy.
• 10.Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried> fruit. 
• 11.Pick  the frigging fruit off the floor.
• 12.Mix on the turner
• 13.If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
• 14.Sample the tequila  to check for tonsisticity.
• 15.Next, sift two cups of  salt, or something.
• 16.Who geeves a sheet.
• 17.Check the tequila.
• 18.Add one table.
• 19.Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink.
• 20.Whatever you can find.
• 21.Greash the oven.
• 22.Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall  over. 
• 23.Don't forget to beat off the turner.
• 24.Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the quetila and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher. 
• 25.Cherry Mistmas !