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Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies Recipe


Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies Recipe Franke / All my dishes
11 months, 3 weeks ago
A joke, of course!
Prep:1m Cook:1m Servings:9

Franke

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Ingredients
  • 1 cup water
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  •   1 cup brown sugar
  •   4 large eggs
  •   1 cup nuts
  •   2 cups dried fruit
  •   1 (750 ml) bottle tequila

Directions
  1. 1.Sample the tequila to check quality.
  2. 2.Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be  sure it is of the highest quality.
  3. 3.Pour one level  cup tequila and drink.
  4. 4.Turn on the electric mixer.
  5. 5.Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
  6. 6.Add one peastoon of sugar.
  7. 7.Beat again.
  8. 8.At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is  stillok, so try another cup just in case.
  9. 9.Turn  off the mixerer thingy.
  10. 10.Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried> fruit. 
  11. 11.Pick  the frigging fruit off the floor.
  12. 12.Mix on the turner
  13. 13.If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
  14. 14.Sample the tequila  to check for tonsisticity.
  15. 15.Next, sift two cups of  salt, or something.
  16. 16.Who geeves a sheet.
  17. 17.Check the tequila.
  18. 18.Add one table.
  19. 19.Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink.
  20. 20.Whatever you can find.
  21. 21.Greash the oven.
  22. 22.Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall  over. 
  23. 23.Don't forget to beat off the turner.
  24. 24.Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the quetila and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher. 
  25. 25.Cherry Mistmas !

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Comments

wynnebaer 11 months, 3 weeks ago said:
My kind of cookie.....Thanks, I needed that...:)

cpcooksalot 11 months, 3 weeks ago said:
Best recipe on the entire site. Thanks for submitting it, Franke. Can't wait to try it!


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