IRISH FUNNIES

IRISH FUNNIES

• zanna 17 years ago
  Irish Diplomacy...
  is the ability to tell a man to go to hell so that he looks forward to making the trip.
  
  The Mouse on the Barroom Floor
  Some Guinness was spilled on the barroom floor
  when the pub was shut for the night.
  Out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse
  and stood in the pale moonlight.
  He lapped up the frothy brew from the floor,
  then back on his haunches he sat.
  And all night long you could hear him roar,
  'Bring on that dam cat!'
  
  An Irishman's Philosophy
  In life, there are only two things to worry about—
  Either you are well or you are sick.
  If you are well, there is nothing to worry about,
  But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about—
  Either you will get well or you will die.
  If you get well, there is nothing to worry about,
  
  
  But if you die, there are only two things to worry about—
  Either you will go to heaven or hell.
  If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.
  
  And if you go to hell, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends
  You won’t have time to worry!
  
  
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