Old King Cole Recipe

How to make it

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• Get dressed,and go on the hunt,with three of you best friends,sing:
• Old Kind Cole was a merry old soul
• and a merry ol' soul was he,uh huh.
• He called for his pipe,and he called for his bowl
• and he called for his privates three,uh huh.
• Beer! Beer! Beer! cried the private.
• Brave men are we
• There's none so fair as they can compare
• to the airborne infantry,uh huh.
• In James Joyce's 'Finnegans Wake'
• With pipe on bowl,Terce for a fiddler,sixt for makmerriers,none for Cole.
• Joyce is at the same time punning on the canonical hours Tierce,Sext,Nones ( Terce...sixt...none) and on Fionn Mac Cool ( fiddlers...makmerriers...Cole)
• Hit the wild,and stock or be stocked,for a Wild Boar is one of the most exciting hunts. It is one of the smartest animals on the planet.They may not have great eyesight,they do have however, a keen sense of smell and an attitude...In fact they have a reputation for wanting to hunt you and yours as much as you want to hunt them...Eat or be Eaten...so leave the kids at home on this one,you want them to be safe.
• This will be your Trophy,to share at the dinner table with your beloved family,served whole with an apple in it's mouth...Pass the RELISH!