~ Donkey Do Stew ~ Recipe

How to make it

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• Remove all fat and silverskin from the wild game.
• Cut into 1 inch bit size pieces.
• In plastic...combine flour,marjoram,salt and pepper...shake and mix.
• Add meat...shake and coat.
• In heavy fry pan,heat oil until hot.
• Add meat and flour mixture.
• Brown on all sides,turning occasionally.
• Add remaining ingredients,except the Yukons.
• Mix well.
• Heat to a boil.
• Reduce heat...cover.
• Simmer for about an hour,stirring occasionally.
• Cut the potatoes into chunks.
• Add to saucepan.
• Heat to boiling.
• Reduce heat...cover...Simmer until meat and potatoes are fork tender,about and hour will do nicely...discard bay leaf.
• ~ One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a
• well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
• the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
• Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
• well needed to be covered up anyway;
• it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
• He invited all his neighbors to come over and
• help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began
• to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
• donkey realized what was happening and cried
• horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he
• quieted down.
• A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
• looked down the well. He was astonished at what
• he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
• back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
• He would shake it off and take a step up.
• As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel
• dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
• off and take a step up.
• Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
• stepped up over the edge of the well and
• happily trotted off!
• Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds
• of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well
• is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
• our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out
• of the deepest wells just by not stopping,
• never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
• Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
• Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
• Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
• Live simply and appreciate what you have.
• Give more.
• Expect less
• NOW ............
• Enough of that crap . . The donkey later came back,
• and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
• The gash from the bite got infected and
• the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.
• MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
• When you do something wrong, and try to cover
• your behind, it always comes back to bite you. ~