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  • I. Thou shalt not have any barbecue but The One True Barbecue before thee. shopping list
  • II. Thou shalt not barbecue beef nor chicken, but only pork. shopping list
  • III. Thou shalt not cook with gas, nor with infrared horizontal ovens, shopping list
  • but only with hardwoods such as hickory or oak, or apple if you must. shopping list
  • IV. Thou shalt not make yourself a graven sauce, or any likeness of any commercial sauce like unto that made in Texas or Kansas City; thou shalt not use tomato, nor ketchup, nor honey, nor mustard; but only have apple-cider vinegar and red pepper before thee. shopping list
  • V. Thou shalt not take the name of Eastern North Carolina Barbecue in vain. shopping list
  • VI. Thou shalt remember the pit day of Thursday and keep, it holy. shopping list
  • VII. Honor thy pit master and thy waitress, that your barbecue may be shopping list
  • always plentiful and your ice-tea glass be always keep full. shopping list
  • VIII. Thou shalt not consort with health inspectors, nor with environmental zealots, nor with vegetarians, for verily it is so that Hitler was a vegetarian, and Hitler was bad. shopping list
  • IX. Thou shalt have hushpuppies and slaw with thy barbecue. shopping list
  • X. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife - unless she professeth to love thy barbecue, is attractive, and will bring you beer as you tend thy pit. shopping list

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  • Given unto thee by Right Honorable Pastor Efitobx of the First Fundamentalist Church of Eastern NC Barbecue

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  • 22566 1 year ago
    Time to grill :o)
    How is the congregation?
    All sitting on the back piers?
    See ya' Sunday...Sizzle,Sizzle :o)
    Ingenious!
    Thank-you
    Kind Regards
    Joyce
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