Feel Free To Groan At This One... Food Jokes

Feel free to groan at this one...

deedeec 16 years ago

A lady comes home from her cooking club with a new recipe, Hassenpheffer (a rabbit dish). She lovingly prepares the wonderful meal for her husband. They sit down to eat and after the first bite he begins to cough and choke and gag. His wife, mortified, askes if he's okay. He finally catches his breath and says "yes, I'm fine now, I think I had "hare" stuck in my throat."

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wynnebaer 16 years ago said:

Cute.... Another one not meant to offend...

A blond orders a pizza and the clerk asks how many slices she wants it cut into, 6 or 12.
She says, Oh, just 6, I could never eat 12.

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deedeec 16 years ago said:

*chuckling*

My husband is blonde... (not a joke, true story). We went into a hoagie place for lunch one day and straight faced as the day is long, he asks the clerk making the sandwich "So you big is your 6 inch hoagie?" Yes, I know... it's amazing I ever married the man! At least to his credit he did turn 8 shades of red when he realized what he'd said...

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wynnebaer 16 years ago said:

Gotta love him......:)

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spicy_ty_chicken 13 years ago said:

what? .....i dont get it. lol

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