Spaghetti

Spaghetti

• deedeec 16 years ago
  For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night she confided in him that she was pregnant.
  
  Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy and secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he said he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
  
  The lady agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
  
  To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a postcard, and write the word "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
  
  One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
  
  Honey, she said, you received a very strange post card today.
  
  Oh, just give it to me, and I'll explain later he said.
  
  The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
  
  On the card was written: "Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti. Three with meatballs, and two without. Send extra sauce!"
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• spicy_ty_chicken 13 years ago said:
  so funny =oD
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