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Christmas Tequila Cookies Recipe


Christmas Tequila Cookies Recipe
A new spin on your holiday baking. Thought you guys might enjoy the recipe. We might try this one!

Maryo

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Ingredients
  • Christmas Tequila Cookies
  • 1 cup dark brown sugar
  • 1 cup (two sticks) butter
  • 1 cup granulated sugar
  • 4 large eggs
  • 2 cups dried fruit (dried cranberries or raisins)
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice
  • 1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
  • 2 cups all purpose flour
  • 1 liter bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)

Directions
  1. First, sample the Cuervo to check quality.
  2. Take a large bowl. Check the Cuervo to be sure It is of the
  3. highest quality.
  4. Pour another 4 ounces in a measuring cup and drink.
  5. Turn on the electric mixer.
  6. Beat one cup of the butter in a large fluffy bowl.
  7. Add one teaspoon sugar. Beat again.
  8. At this point, it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK.
  9. Try another 4 ounces, just in case.
  10. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
  11. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
  12. fruit, picking
  13. the frigging fruit off the floor.
  14. Mix on the turner.
  15. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose
  16. with a screwdriver.
  17. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
  18. Next, sift 2 cups of salt or shomething.
  19. Check the Jose Cuervo.
  20. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
  21. Add one table.
  22. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
  23. Greash the oven.
  24. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
  25. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
  26. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose
  27. Juervo and
  28. make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
  29. Cherry Mistmas

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Comments


ROFLMAO!! GREAT recipe!! I'll be making this one FOR SURE!! Heck, we could bring in a co-baker, and do this a la Shake'n'Shiver (check out my recipe) Great post, Maryo :) Thanks for the much needed giggles! LOL :)


LOL Okay Cath, think these would even make to the oven hic ROTFLMBO Great Post, Maryo ;0)


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