Two Eternal Questions!

  • ronnymarcus 11 years ago
    1) What came first . The chicken or the egg ?

    2) Why did the chicken cross the road ?

    Your answera here!!!!!!!!
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  • ronnymarcus 11 years ago said:
    An egg was sitting up in bed smoking a cigarette. A chicken was sleeping next to her facing the wall and snoring.
    OK ! So that's one question answered.
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  • laurakaay 11 years ago said:
    If only I could post pics in here!!! I have answers for you my friend, but they are in picture form, sigh...

    O.k., so answer #1: The ckicken, no wait, the egg, no, it was the chick-egg. Yeah, that's my final answer, the chick-egg. Or should it be the egg-chick...hmmm...

    #2:

    As I said in another post, if that chicken won't tell us why he crossed the road, I say we grill him!
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  • keni 11 years ago said:
    My Answers:

    #1--the egg, of course...scrambled for breakfast and pot pie for dinner

    #2--to prove to the possum it CAN be done
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  • ronnymarcus 11 years ago said:
    I like Your answers keni! Keep 'em coming
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  • keni 11 years ago said:
    thank you, sir....Y'all keep askin'...I'll keep answering...I need an online outlet for my.....humor ;)
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  • trigger 11 years ago said:
    I like that too Keni, I was going to say neither came first. in thechicken omelet.
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  • trigger 11 years ago said:
    That question cracked me up I got the Yolk right away LOL LOL
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  • berry 11 years ago said:
    LOL Ronny.... Just so funny...
    I say... the egg....
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  • keni 11 years ago said:
    Thanks, trigger...I need an outlet for silliness...and I'm havin' a hard time findin' it! ;)
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  • ronnymarcus 11 years ago said:
    It was the chickens day off
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  • trigger 11 years ago said:
    Every turkey has cross to bare even if they are chicken to show it.
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  • ronnymarcus 11 years ago said:
    Can a chicken crossing the road be caled "poultry in motion"?
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  • keni 11 years ago said:
    When is chicken soup not good for your health?







    when you're the chicken...
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  • cherylannxo 10 years ago said:
    Hey Y'all, I'm going deep (in thought, that is) and I am dangerous ( most women are) when they start to think for themselves. When it comes down to (1) the theory of evolution, or (2) Theologically speaking.....I believe the egg was #1 and the chicken was #2. And it also depends on what frame of mind you are in at the moment. Now someone please pass me a drink, I'm too sober.
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  • cherylannxo 10 years ago said:
    I found an egg with 3 yolks not too long ago. I get a lot of double-yolkers. What are the odds of three?
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  • minitindel 10 years ago said:
    wow cheryl ive gotten 2 before but not three............
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  • minitindel 10 years ago said:
    triplets ..................hahahahaha
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  • cherylannxo 10 years ago said:
    You are so silly...LOL...Cheryl
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  • ronnymarcus 10 years ago said:
    Iv'e seen three yolks before.

    FROM THREE EGGS
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  • cherylannxo 10 years ago said:
    Always a 'ham' in the crowd. Oops, did I say ham, well couldn't have been a chicken....
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  • minitindel 10 years ago said:
    that was A BIG yolk cherlyl hahaha
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