Saw this on another site..LOL

Saw this on another site..LOL

• mrtnzangel8 15 years ago
  Now this is funny...
  Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."
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• notyourmomma 15 years ago said:
  Below is a wonderful
  poem Audrey Heyburn wrote
  when asked to share her 'beauty tips.'
  It was read
  at her funeral years later.
  
  For attractive lips ,
  speak words of kindness...
  For lovely eyes ,
  seek out the good in people.
  For a slim figure ,
  share your food
  with the hungry.
  For beautiful hair ,
  let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day.
  For poise ,
  walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone...
  People, even more than things, have to be restored,
  renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed;
  never throw out anyone.
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