Laughter is like a needle and thread. Deftly used, it can patch just about everything!

Laughter is like a needle and thread. Deftly used, it can patch just about everything!

• DonSpain 8 years ago
  HI, A wee visit -- havea fabulous night every one. cheers
  A blonde man is in jail. Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by
  his feet.
  "Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks.
  "Hanging myself," the blonde replies.
  "It should be around your neck" says the guard.
  "I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe".
  
  An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do Scuba divers always fall
  backwards off their boats?"
  To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in
  the boat."
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