Saltymike's Vodka Turkey
From saltymike 13 years ago
- All Freakin' Day to make
- Serves 1 bird
A great way to get toasted while the turkey gets roasted.......
Ingredients
- 1 large turkey shopping list
- 1 large bottle of vodka. shopping list
How to make it
- Step 1: Go buy a turkey
- Step 2: Take a drink of vodka
- Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
- Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of vodka
- Step 5: Set the degrees at 375 ovens
- Step 6: Take 3 more vodkas of drink
- Step 7: Turn oven the on
- Step 8: Take 4 visks of drodka
- Step 9: Turk the bastey
- Step 10: Vodka another bottle
- Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
- Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of vodka
- Step 13: Bake the vodka for 4 hours
- Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
- Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
- Step 16: Pour a turkey in a glass while the vodka cools
- Step 17: Turk the carvey
- Step 18: Get yourself another vottle of bodka
- Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
- Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
People Who Like This Dish 3
- kimsmomma Erlanger, KY
- notyourmomma South St. Petersburg, FL
- sparow64 Sweetwater, TN
- saltymike Naples, FL
- Show up here?Review or Bookmark it! ✔
The Groups
- Not added to any groups yet!
Reviews & Comments 3
-
All Comments
-
Your Comments