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Tequila Christmas Cake Recipe
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Achope246 / All my dishes 2 years ago
OK guys, this was a joke I got in my email this morning. Thought of you all and wanted to share it. Hope everyone gets and chuckle and no one is offended! BTW, it's hard to fill out these forms for a joke!! Hope I didn't waste anyone's time who was r... More
Prep:20m Cook:20m Servings:12
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 Achope246 |
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Ingredients
- 1 cup of water
- 1 tsp baking soda
- 1 cup of sugar
- 1 tsp salt
- 1 cup of brown sugar
- Lemon juice
- 4 large eggs
- Nuts
- 1 bottle tequila
- 2 cups of dried fruit
Directions
- Sample the tequila to check quality.
- Take a large bowl, check the tequila again.
- To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
- Turn on the electric mixer.
- Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
- Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
- At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup... just in case.
- Turn off the mixerer thingy.
- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
- Pick the frigging fruit up off floor.
- Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry> it loose with a drewscriver.
- Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
- Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
- Check the tequila.
- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. No wait..shtrain the lemon juice and shtift your nuts.
- Add one table, no, add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
- Greash the oven.
- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
- Don't forget to beat off the turner.
- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
- Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.
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sparow64 2 years ago said:
WONDERFUL! Thanks for sharing!
pipit13 2 years ago said:
Oh, this is definitely funny. Thanks for your post.
tnacndn 2 years ago said:
Oh I love this. I usually get it every year but this is the first time I have saw it so far this year. I love it when people put funny stuff here. Thanks for sharing!
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alaskanmom 2 years ago said:
Hey lady you beat me to it! Awesome post and I think I've done this before, but I also use orange juice with my tequila:o)
gapeach55 1 year, 2 months ago said:
I've seen this once before and I still laugh all the way through it. Thanks, I needed that.