How to make it

  • Sample the tequila to check quality.
  • Take a large bowl, check the tequila again.
  • To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
  • Turn on the electric mixer.
  • Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
  • Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
  • At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup... just in case.
  • Turn off the mixerer thingy.
  • Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
  • Pick the frigging fruit up off floor.
  • Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry> it loose with a drewscriver.
  • Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
  • Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
  • Check the tequila.
  • Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. No wait..shtrain the lemon juice and shtift your nuts.
  • Add one table, no, add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
  • Greash the oven.
  • Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
  • Don't forget to beat off the turner.
  • Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
  • Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

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    " It was excellent "
    gapeach55 ate it and said...
    I've seen this once before and I still laugh all the way through it. Thanks, I needed that.
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  • alaskanmom 7 years ago
    Hey lady you beat me to it! Awesome post and I think I've done this before, but I also use orange juice with my tequila:o)
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    " It was excellent "
    tnacndn ate it and said...
    Oh I love this. I usually get it every year but this is the first time I have saw it so far this year. I love it when people put funny stuff here. Thanks for sharing!
    Gem
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  • pipit13 7 years ago
    Oh, this is definitely funny. Thanks for your post.
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  • sparow64 7 years ago
    WONDERFUL! Thanks for sharing!
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