Recipe

The Ultimate Philli Bacon And Pesto Sandwich Recipe

	Randomgeezer / All my dishes 1 year, 9 months ago Yummiest sandwich evarr! Prep:2m Cook:5m Servings:1	Randomgeeze
	bacon pesto philli ultimate sandwich

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Ingredients

Bacon

Propper Philli

Pesto (has to be Sacla! none of that dodgey cheap stuff!)

Bread!

Directions

Turn on your griller machine

Get some scissors and chop the bacon into icky squares

Put your bacony squares into the griller

If theres a window nearby stare out of it for a while

Grab the bread and the philli

If something interesting was happening outside the window have another look

Find a knife and spread plenty of philli onto the bread

Poke the bacony squares about a bit with the knife

Have another stare out of the window

Look at the bacony squares, if they look yummy take them out and plonk Them on one of the philli coated slices of bread

Poke the bacony sqaures about abit until they're evenly all over the bread

scoop some pesto out of its jar with a teaspoon. (Compulsary to use a teaspoon!)

Splodge a few blobs of pesto over the bacony sqaures

squish the other slice of phillified bread onto of the pestoey bacony squares

Wack the lot into a toasterifier

Don't look out the window but wait for a while

Somehow make the ultimate sandwich pop up

If it's just starting to show signs of going goldenish then take it out

Use the knife to make a cut in the ultimate sandwich. For best results try to make exactly two triangle shapes

Eat your Ultimate Philli, Bacon & Pesto Sandwich and contemplate whether a jaffa cake is a biscuit or a cake

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Comments

lesliegw 1 year, 9 months ago said:
I was laughing so hard at the way you phrased your recipe that I had to go back and reread it just to figure out how you actually make these sammies. You're a hoot and the recipe sounds like a keeper!

tillia 1 year, 9 months ago said:
You got me! What is Philli? I am from outside of Philly aka Philadephia, Pennsylvania, yet I have no clue as to what Philli is. Please advise.

randomgeezer 1 year, 9 months ago said:
Philli (or Philly, but Philli sounds way funkier) is the yummy scrumptious Philadelphia soft cheese :D
I hope it exists over there in the US of A! If not I suggest emigrating over to the UK

fizzle3nat 1 year, 3 months ago said:
I'm not sure which I like better - your recipe, or the way you wrote it! Love it - Cheers to you from across the pond!

boofie 1 year ago said:
And of course by biscuit he really means cookie. hahaha. Such a fun read. All it needs is some sliced tomato!

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