The Ultimate Philli Bacon And Pesto Sandwich Recipe

How to make it

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• Turn on your griller machine
• Get some scissors and chop the bacon into icky squares
• Put your bacony squares into the griller
• If theres a window nearby stare out of it for a while
• Grab the bread and the philli
• If something interesting was happening outside the window have another look
• Find a knife and spread plenty of philli onto the bread
• Poke the bacony squares about a bit with the knife
• Have another stare out of the window
• Look at the bacony squares, if they look yummy take them out and plonk Them on one of the philli coated slices of bread
• Poke the bacony sqaures about abit until they're evenly all over the bread
• scoop some pesto out of its jar with a teaspoon. (Compulsary to use a teaspoon!)
• Splodge a few blobs of pesto over the bacony sqaures
• squish the other slice of phillified bread onto of the pestoey bacony squares
• Wack the lot into a toasterifier
• Don't look out the window but wait for a while
• Somehow make the ultimate sandwich pop up
• If it's just starting to show signs of going goldenish then take it out
• Use the knife to make a cut in the ultimate sandwich. For best results try to make exactly two triangle shapes
• Eat your Ultimate Philli, Bacon & Pesto Sandwich and contemplate whether a jaffa cake is a biscuit or a cake