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Haiku Flat Iron Bite Recipe

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  • Cow, scorched and bloody.
  • Others mingle with delight.
  • Soothed Cow with some bite.

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    " It was excellent "
    momo_55grandma ate it and said...
    Luv the Horsey sauce in this one great steak thanks
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    " It was excellent "
    shepherdrescue ate it and said...
    Haikus are one of my favorite forms of poems. The recipes are being written in the form of a haiku, if I understand Whack correctly. You have to kind of extrapolate the normal specific instructions of a cook book recipe.
    Like poetry, not for everyone.
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    " It was excellent "
    elgab89 ate it and said...
    Tough crowd, tonight! Come on, guys, it is not that bad! A little dark, perhaps!
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    " It was not good "
    aaaazzzz ate it and said...
    Maybe I would have to have ever prepared dead cow to fully grasp the intricate juxtapositions that you are attempting to call forth. Perhaps If you changed it to:
    Cow, scorched yet bloody.
    Mingle others with delight.
    Pained Cow with some bite.
    The finer points would be a bit less cloudy...

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  • 5thsister 15 years ago
    Not quite getting it.
    Horseradish/Dijon? SPICY!
    But where is the "Soothe"?
    (or is that a reference to what comes out of the cow's udder, to be served along with what really sounds like a tasty bit of beef? Sorry, a bit slow today)
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  • whackfood 15 years ago
    Cow, scorched and bloody = cooked hot and charred but still very rare (AKA "Pittsburgh Rare" to pull a LTH reference and also my preferred approach) // Others mingle with delight = mix the other ingredients // Soothed Cow with some bite = cream is often used as a soothing agent for burns, in this case top the beef with the slop. The bite is a triple play on words. A) dijon and horseradish is rather peppy in flavor B) does bite refer to the peppy flavor or the act of eating it? and C) a bit of competing references juxtaposing soothing with biting... See? Wicked clear. What's the matter with you guys? Sheesh.
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    " It was not good "
    aaaazzzz ate it and said...
    I am a little confused... first the cow is scorched and bloody, then soothed? I have to say that I am with LTH here, you certainly do not provide enough instruction, though your imagery is fantastic
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