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Haiku Beer Can Chicken Recipe


Haiku Beer Can Chicken Recipe
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Beer in Chicken butt, A Recipe In 3 Acts, Eaters Come Check It. Haiku Recipe Experiment #9. For who want inspiration over direction. Haiku should direct & describe the dish. This one is arguably a near waste of beer. Please submit your own recipaikus... More

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Ingredients
  • -------12 hour Chicken Brine-------
  • Vinegar and water
  • Cumin
  • Italian seasoning
  • Garlic powder
  • Salt and pepper
  • Chipotle powder
  • -------Chicken-------
  • 1 Roasting chicken
  • -------Beer-------
  • 1 Can of beer

Directions
  1. Chicken, bathed in spice
  2. Steamed from within, skin crispy
  3. Muscles drip from bone

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NOTE: grill standing up in a larger past that can hold an inch or so of liquid. This will diffuse the grilling heat so the bottom of the chicken doesn't cook too fast but also, very important here, transfers heat to the can which otherwise would be insulated by the chicken itself for some time.


Drunken little hens,
Join Mary's lamb for feasting,
Cluck, Cluck, Baa, hiccup!
(how's that as a reference to 2 of your Recipaikus?)


Nice 5th.


Food in solid state
Has no drip capacity
Muscles drip from bone?


Food in solid state
Has no drip capacity
Unless made this way.


LTH, that is just how juicy this "should-be-solid state" food gets... come on, poetic license...


You've been abusing poetic license as of late...


Does that not aptly describe meat so juicy that it seems to ooze off the bone? Who's Mrs. Crankypants now?


"Falling" (or any synonym) would be my verb of choice, as that would apply to solids (as drip is to liquids)....no crankiness here, just enjoyed both beer and cake. And red meat.


WhackfoodJeff and LoveToHost should get married :-D


Certainly, because internet strangers bantering about semantics is all it takes for a good marriage...and I'm sure Mr. LTH and Mrs. Whackfood wouldn't mind...


Hey its probably a better basis than getting hitched 'cuz you simply got knocked up at 17 just like your mom and calling it being strong on family values... oh, and in case LTH's snide comment wasn't clear enough, I am pretty damn sure the Mrs would mind...


LOL love the political reference...nice response!


Don't start getting nice, you'll give some people ideas, dumbass.


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