How to make it

  • Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
  • Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level
  • cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a
  • large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this
  • point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just
  • in case.
  • Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl
  • and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor.
  • Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
  • pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for
  • tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check
  • the Jose Cuervo.
  • Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
  • Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the
  • oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't
  • forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
  • finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the
  • dishwasher.
  • CHERRY MISTMAS!

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  • bambi123 6 years ago
    Funny Funny at first I thought I was reading it wrong...
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    " It was excellent "
    marymargaret ate it and said...
    Too funny, I just happen to have some Jose in my cupboard.
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    " It was excellent "
    sunnee2000 ate it and said...
    I have tears in my eyes from laughing! At last a recipe I can identify with!

    Sunnee
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  • mcgg1394 6 years ago
    What a wonderful recipe, my husband thinks I should make it soon. :0)
    Thanks for making us laugh.
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  • kitchenscientist 6 years ago
    Thanks for the laugh - I have tears, I'm laughing so hard! Must be read aloud!
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  • nlo209 6 years ago
    Love it...emailed it to my friends. Thanks for the laugh!
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  • organicmama 6 years ago
    This sounds like a good kid recipe.....hahaha
    Sorry I am just being goofy tonight.
    They sound wonderful.
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