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Cuervo- Jose That Is- Christmas Cookies Recipe


Cuervo- Jose That Is- Christmas Cookies Recipe
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I'm Sure you will all enjoy making these cookies. I certainly did. It's my favorite recipe. Cuervo Cookies I know it's a little early, but it is time to start baking for the holidays. This is the BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER!

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Ingredients
  • Christmas Cookies
  • 1 cup of water
  • 1 tsp baking soda
  • 1 cup of sugar
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 1 cup of brown sugar
  • Lemon juice
  • 4 large eggs
  • 1 cup nuts
  • 2 cups of dried fruit
  • 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Directions
  1. Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
  2. Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level
  3. cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a
  4. large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this
  5. point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just
  6. in case.
  7. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl
  8. and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor.
  9. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
  10. pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for
  11. tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check
  12. the Jose Cuervo.
  13. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
  14. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the
  15. oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't
  16. forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
  17. finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the
  18. dishwasher.
  19. CHERRY MISTMAS!

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Comments


This sounds like a good kid recipe.....hahaha
Sorry I am just being goofy tonight.
They sound wonderful.


Love it...emailed it to my friends. Thanks for the laugh!


Thanks for the laugh - I have tears, I'm laughing so hard! Must be read aloud!


What a wonderful recipe, my husband thinks I should make it soon. :0)
Thanks for making us laugh.


I have tears in my eyes from laughing! At last a recipe I can identify with!

Sunnee


Too funny, I just happen to have some Jose in my cupboard.


Funny Funny at first I thought I was reading it wrong...


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