cuervo- jose that is- christmas cookies Recipe

How to make it

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• Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
• Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level
• cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a
• large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this
• point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just
• in case.
• Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl
• and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor.
• Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
• pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for
• tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check
• the Jose Cuervo.
• Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
• Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the
• oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't
• forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
• finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the
• dishwasher.
• CHERRY MISTMAS!