How to make it

  • First, sample the Cuervo to check quality.
  • Take a large bowl.
  • Check the Cuervo to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour another 4 ounces in a measuring cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer.
  • Beat one cup of the butter in a large fluffy bowl.
  • Add one teaspoon sugar.
  • Beat again.
  • At this point, it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK.
  • Try another 4 ounces, just in case.
  • Turn off the mixerer thingy.
  • Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, picking the frigging fruit off the floor.
  • Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a screwdriver.
  • Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something.
  • Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
  • Greash the oven.
  • Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
  • Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
  • Hhha-hap-happy New Year too alllllll and tooo allllll a good night!!!

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  • chuckieb 5 years ago
    Oh my goodness! I've seen cookies that 'look' like this before but never had ones that had dried fruit in them. LOL @ the tequila. :)
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  • veggiangi 9 years ago
    ^^ niiiice
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  • tequila12 11 years ago
    Now THAT is my kind of christmas cookie!
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    " It was excellent "
    ahmed1 ate it and said...
    lollll...You realy made us laugh.
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  • bobbie91302 11 years ago
    LOVE THIS!!! Thanks for the laugh.
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  • peetabear 11 years ago
    oldie or not, it's still funny. thanks for a good I need to go check my Cuervo to make sure there is enough to make the cookies..I wonder how you can tell if theres enough?? oh well.. If not I'll have to finish it and get some more tomorrow..
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