Christmas Cookies
From notyourmomma 16 years agoIngredients
- 1 cup dark brown sugar shopping list
- 1 cup (two sticks) butter shopping list
- 1 cup granulated sugar shopping list
- 4 large eggs shopping list
- 2 cups dried fruit (dried cranberries or raisins) shopping list
- 1 teaspoon baking soda shopping list
- 1 teaspoon salt shopping list
- 1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice shopping list
- 1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans shopping list
- 2 cups all purpose flour shopping list
- 1 bottle Jose Cuervo tequila (silver or gold, as desired) shopping list
How to make it
- First, sample the Cuervo to check quality.
- Take a large bowl.
- Check the Cuervo to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour another 4 ounces in a measuring cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer.
- Beat one cup of the butter in a large fluffy bowl.
- Add one teaspoon sugar.
- Beat again.
- At this point, it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK.
- Try another 4 ounces, just in case.
- Turn off the mixerer thingy.
- Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, picking the frigging fruit off the floor.
- Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a screwdriver.
- Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something.
- Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
- Greash the oven.
- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
- Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
- Hhha-hap-happy New Year too alllllll and tooo allllll a good night!!!
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