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Christmas Cookies Recipe

Add Step-by-Step Photos	Notyourmomma / All my dishes 4 months, 3 weeks ago An oldie but a goodie, enjoy Prep:60m Servings:1	Notyourmomm
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Ingredients

1 cup dark brown sugar

1 cup (two sticks) butter

1 cup granulated sugar

4 large eggs

2 cups dried fruit (dried cranberries or raisins)

1 teaspoon baking soda

1 teaspoon salt

1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice

1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans

2 cups all purpose flour

1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)

Directions

First, sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl.

Check the Cuervo to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour another 4 ounces in a measuring cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of the butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon sugar.

Beat again.

At this point, it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK.

Try another 4 ounces, just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, picking the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a screwdriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something.

Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Hhha-hap-happy New Year too alllllll and tooo allllll a good night!!!

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Comments

peetabear 4 months, 3 weeks ago said:
Oldie or not, it's still funny. thanks for a good chuckle..now I need to go check my Cuervo to make sure there is enough to make the cookies..I wonder how you can tell if theres enough?? oh well.. If not I'll have to finish it and get some more tomorrow..