Jokes... Its Party Time

jOKES...

mrtnzangel8 15 years ago

Everyone needs a good joke for the party right?

Let's hear em... ;P

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keni 15 years ago said:

Why are southern murders so hard to solve?.......................................................................................................................
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cus the DNA's all the same and there are no dental records....

yup, I'm southern to the core...born and raised and I talk all funny and everything...but, that's why I love the south...we can make fun of ourselves as well as Yankees. ;)

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justjakesmom 15 years ago said:

If you divorce your wife in backwoods Arkansas, are you still brother and sister?

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mrtnzangel8 15 years ago said:

A
woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking
around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'

She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.

'Oh. ! Killing any?'
She asked.

'Yep, 3
males, 2 Females,' he replied.

Intrigued,
she asked.
'How
can you tell them apart?'

He
responded,
'3
were on a beer can,
2 were on the
phone.

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ronnymarcus 15 years ago said:

A Christian, A Moslem, and a Jew walk into a bar. The barman asks,>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
"IS This some kind of joke ?"

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wynnebaer 15 years ago said:

OMG.....Too funny....Love it ....:)

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wynnebaer 15 years ago said:

Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six-pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.

The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.

The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach standing there. This time he was knee'd in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then he left.

The fourth night Frank didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Frank and left him in a heap on the living room floor. The following day, Frank went to see his doctor. He explained the events of the preceding four nights. "What can I do?" he pleaded.

"Not much" answered the doctor. "There's just a nasty bug going around."

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pat2me 15 years ago said:

Recently, while walking through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush

Encountered a man with long gray hair and beard, wearing a white robe and sandals,

Holding a staff. President Bush went up to the man and asked, "Has anyone told you

That you look like Moses?"

The man didn't answer. He just kept staring straight ahead.

The president said, "Moses!" in a loud voice.

The man just stared ahead, never acknowledging the president.

The president pulled a Secret Service agent aside and, pointing to the
Robed man, asked, "Am I crazy or does that man not look like Moses to you? The Secret

Service agent looked at the man and agreed.

"Well," said the president, "every time I say his name, he ignores me and stares straight

Ahead, refusing to speak. Watch!" Again the president yelled, "Moses!" and again the

Man ignored him.

The Secret Service agent went up to the man in the white robe and whispered, "You look

Just like Moses. Are you Moses?"

The man leaned over and whispered back, "Shhhh! Yes, I am Moses. But the last time I

Talked to a bush, I spent 40 years wandering in the desert and ended up leading my people

To the only spot in the entire Middle East with no oil."

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a1patti 14 years ago said:

Why did the cookie cry?

WHY DID THE COOKIE CRY????? BECAUSE HIS MUMMY WAS CRUMBY...................... AND HIS FATHER WAS A WAFER SOOOOOOOOOOOO LONG!!!!! ok I won't quit my day job.

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