Bachelors Diet
From 22566 14 years agoIngredients
- MONDAY: shopping list
- BREAKFAST - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth shopping list
- LUNCH - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers" those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. Also order French fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox. shopping list
- AFTERNOON SNACK - Drink the maalox shopping list
- DINNER - Six pack of beer and Kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don't eat the coleslaw. shopping list
- TUESDAY: shopping list
- BREAKFAST - Eat the coleslaw shopping list
- LUNCH - Go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea. shopping list
- DINNER - Four tacos and a pitcher of Sangria. shopping list
- WEDNESDAY: shopping list
- BREAKFAST - Jaws couldn't eat breakfast after a night out. shopping list
- LUNCH - Rolaids and a Coke shopping list
- DINNER - Drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps shopping list
- THURSDAY: shopping list
- BREAKFAST - Order out for pizza shopping list
- LUNCH - Your secretary is out sick, check Mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers. shopping list
- DINNER - Go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives. shopping list
- FRIDAY: shopping list
- BREAKFAST - eggs, sausage, and an english muffin at McDonalds. Eat the Styrofoam plate and leave the food. It tastes better and it's better for you. shopping list
- LUNCH - Skip lunch, Fridays are murder shopping list
- DINNER - steak, well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. Don't eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus. shopping list
- SATURDAY: shopping list
- BREAKFAST - Sleep through it. shopping list
- LUNCH - Ditto shopping list
- DINNER - steak, Well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. Dont eat the brussel sprouts. Take them home and plant them in a hanging basket. shopping list
- SUNDAY: shopping list
- BREAKFAST - Three Bloody Marys and half a Twinkie. shopping list
- LUNCH - Eat Lunch? Waste a good buzz? Dont eat Lunch. shopping list
- DINNER - chicken noodle soup - Call a girl...'CALLED FRIEND'... and ask her about renting a room shopping list
- ~and ~ shopping list
- If that fails....THERE'S ALWAYS YOUR MOM! shopping list
- ~ FEED THEM...AND...THEY SHALL COME ~ shopping list
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