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Wisdom For Foodies Dieters Etc Recipe

Add Step-by-Step Photos	Kathye / All my dishes 1 year, 8 months ago Have fun reading!! "She ate lots of chocolate but never got fat.....a sure sign of demonic possession"...Erica Jong Artwork courtesy of my beautiful grand-daughter, Katie.....who looks completely opposite of this drawing Servings:0	Kathye
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Wisdom for all foodies, dieters, and the entire human race~

"Anybody who tells you getting thin takes about a week is lying"...

A.A. Milne

"If you want to look young & thin hang out with old fat people"...

J. Eason

Eat caramels rather than chocolate creams~ calories are worked off by extra chewing...

What you eat standing up doesn't count...

The best remedy for a fever is a snowcone...

Coffee whisks calories away from dunked donuts....

There are no calories in what you eat off of other people's plates...

Crumble up your cookies. Cookie crumbs have way less calories than whole cookies :)

There is no fat or calories in cotton candy....really....once you put it in your mouth it disappears....

Health food is the food they serve in hell...(just kidding!)

There are no calories in the baby food you taste before feeding it to your little bundle....and no calories in your children's leftovers....

"Remember, you're all alone in the kitchen and no one can see you"...

Julia Child

Diet Coke cancels out french fries...

and last, but not least:

IF NO ONE SEES YOU EAT IT.....YOU DIDN'T!!

chocolate.....it's not just for breakfast anymore :)

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Comments

magali777 1 year, 8 months ago said:
Ja, ja, thanks

bluewaterandsand 1 year, 8 months ago said:
LOL, Thanks, I like these funnies.

lunasea 1 year, 8 months ago said:
Love it - thanks!

jett2whit 1 year, 8 months ago said:
Hardy har har! Funny!! So true too
jett

jenniferbyrdez 1 year, 8 months ago said:
Love it. Thanks.

hayleesgrandma 1 year, 8 months ago said:
Very cute!

debwin 1 year, 7 months ago said:
I agree completely!!

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