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Wisdom For Foodies Dieters Etc Recipe


Wisdom For Foodies Dieters Etc Recipe
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Have fun reading!! "She ate lots of chocolate but never got fat.....a sure sign of demonic possession"...Erica Jong Artwork courtesy of my beautiful grand-daughter, Katie.....who looks completely opposite of this drawing

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  • Wisdom for all foodies, dieters, and the entire human race~
  • "Anybody who tells you getting thin takes about a week is lying"...
  • A.A. Milne
  • "If you want to look young & thin hang out with old fat people"...
  • J. Eason
  • Eat caramels rather than chocolate creams~ calories are worked off by extra chewing...
  • What you eat standing up doesn't count...
  • The best remedy for a fever is a snowcone...
  • Coffee whisks calories away from dunked donuts....
  • There are no calories in what you eat off of other people's plates...
  • Crumble up your cookies. Cookie crumbs have way less calories than whole cookies :)
  • There is no fat or calories in cotton candy....really....once you put it in your mouth it disappears....
  • Health food is the food they serve in hell...(just kidding!)
  • There are no calories in the baby food you taste before feeding it to your little bundle....and no calories in your children's leftovers....
  • "Remember, you're all alone in the kitchen and no one can see you"...
  • Julia Child
  • Diet Coke cancels out french fries...
  • and last, but not least:
  • IF NO ONE SEES YOU EAT IT.....YOU DIDN'T!!
  • chocolate.....it's not just for breakfast anymore :)

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  1. We will number these for you! Just hit 'enter' after every step.

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Ja, ja, thanks


LOL, Thanks, I like these funnies.


Love it - thanks!


Hardy har har! Funny!! So true too
jett


Love it. Thanks.


Very cute!


I agree completely!!


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