Ingredients

How to make it

  • Take moldy bread and place it on the countertop(if you drop it on the floor.. its okay to use it to clean up the kool-aid your kids spilled.)
  • Now use generous portions of grease to completely saturate your now tasty bread
  • fight off the rats and apply cheese to bread
  • use the skillet your mother-in-law gave you as wedding present that your kids have been using as a ping pong paddle and place sandwich in.
  • Cook on high.
  • Now time for some relaxation .
  • open beer
  • watch movie
  • call Fire Dept(because you left it on)
  • Let Fire Dept put out fire.
  • Have firefighter check and see if outside of sandwich is golden brown
  • if sandwich is black have another beer.
  • ENJOY

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  • shakeyslady7 14 years ago
    I really thought you were serious but after reading it I noticed this is just a joke thank god because I would have no one in my life if I served that
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  • fab44me 15 years ago
    This would go really well with a glass of warm, curdled milk!
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  • chefroadkill 15 years ago
    oh yea thanx for the pic 71...
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  • chefroadkill 15 years ago
    Thanx....
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    " It was excellent "
    greekgirrrl ate it and said...
    Thanks for the laugh!! Very funny!!
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  • bakermel 15 years ago
    You are too funny!! :) LOL
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  • lotsarecipes 15 years ago
    This recipe really got my attention! Thanks for the giggle!
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  • annieamie 15 years ago
    What, no freshly rolled opposum? Darn! Thanks for the fun!
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    " It was excellent "
    shine ate it and said...
    I swear I've had this once! LOL
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    " It was excellent "
    jeremywill1971 ate it and said...
    Maybe you could give it to your mother-in-law...LOL
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