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The Worst Grilled Cheese Recipe


The Worst Grilled Cheese Recipe
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this dish will make your friends disappear

Chefroadkil

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Ingredients
  • Old Moldy Bread you stole from your Friend
  • Crusty Cheese From the Rat Trap
  • Grease From behind the stove(do not remove the dust bunnies,they add flavor)
  • 1 Six pack of beer
  • 1 Movie

Directions
  1. Take moldy bread and place it on the countertop(if you drop it on the floor.. its okay to use it to clean up the kool-aid your kids spilled.)
  2. Now use generous portions of grease to completely saturate your now tasty bread
  3. fight off the rats and apply cheese to bread
  4. use the skillet your mother-in-law gave you as wedding present that your kids have been using as a ping pong paddle and place sandwich in.
  5. Cook on high.
  6. Now time for some relaxation .
  7. open beer
  8. watch movie
  9. call Fire Dept(because you left it on)
  10. Let Fire Dept put out fire.
  11. Have firefighter check and see if outside of sandwich is golden brown
  12. if sandwich is black have another beer.
  13. ENJOY

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Maybe you could give it to your mother-in-law...LOL
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I swear I've had this once! LOL


What, no freshly rolled opposum? Darn! Thanks for the fun!


This recipe really got my attention! Thanks for the giggle!


You are too funny!! :) LOL


Thanks for the laugh!! Very funny!!


Thanx....


Oh yea thanx for the pic 71...


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