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  • Arrive at church early to assume your post of unofficial official greeter and coffee maker.
  • Unlock doors, light cigarette and contemplate where the last meeting was that would have used the coffee pot and go look for it.
  • Okay, you found the coffee pot.... check the sky for rain (Yeah right!! It never rains in Southern California!!) and then set up in the court yard.
  • Take coffee pot to spigot and fill from the garden hose, let the cigarette hang from your mouth with a good inch of ash on it, if ash falls in, no problem, no one will notice!
  • When some one comes by and comments that you can't fill the coffee pot from the garden hose, tell them it's the same water that runs through the faucets in the church.
  • When they say "But you can't use the hose!" Respond: "Do you want to make the coffee?"
  • Set filled coffee pot on the table, put stem and basket in, carefully place filter, put coffee in until it looks about right for today, and start the coffee.
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  • mamalou 15 years ago
    That is just too funny! Thanks for the laugh!
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    shepherdrescue ate it and said...
    Sounds just like my dad... Are we related? ;)
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  • angelgal 15 years ago
    How great!!
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  • muppets0401 15 years ago
    HE MUST BE RELATED TO MY HUSBAND....
    MEL
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    peetabear ate it and said...
    thank you for sharing the memory... I think I knew him too!!!
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    wynnebaer ate it and said...
    I think I knew him...What a great guy..:)
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    jett2whit ate it and said...
    what a great "recipe". Thanks for sharing
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    momo_55grandma ate it and said...
    memories are great arent they.
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  • clbacon 15 years ago
    Great story!
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  • sday5 15 years ago
    Fun memory.
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