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Boild Water And Toast Recipe


Boild Water And Toast Recipe
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I always here people say I can't even boil water well here ya go! ;)

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Ingredients
  • 4 cups water
  • a stove and about 3 minets

Directions
  1. The best thing to do is to watch it, it dosn't take 1 hour to boil water so stay and keep an eye on it same with toast if you don't want it to burn watch it.
  2. I think I should go into much greater detail here for this one because it's a hard thing to boil water.
  3. You want to get a pan out that it bigger then 4 cups deep and not 4 galons well wait I guess you could do that but it might only take 1 minet to boil like that so I guess if you want fast hot water you could use a really big pan but for U get a small one so you don't burn the water up ok?
  4. Now don't fall a sleep, or read the news paper, well unless you have a tea pot with a whistel, man this is getting hard here ain't it. Well when the water starts to look like your grand father's calostomie bag it's done.
  5. Oh and I almost forgot the Toast ah good I didn't burn it yet man that was a close one right there.
  6. Ok for toast turn your toaster down to half way on the brown setting.
  7. Then put one peace in each side (AND I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH, dont put on the butter till after it's done ok!!!)
  8. When it pop's up grab it and slap some butter on there and what ever you feel like putting on it, and don't forget to spread the love, and for the Spanish out there Parkey oh wait that isn't Spanish is it!!??

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This is just a joke it's for fun.


Okay...


I'll give it a try.


OMG this sounds amazing. I was looking for the perfect dish for a party. I will make this. A five from me!


Now Rich, haven't you heard...a watched pot doesn't boil???! Chris Farley was a Classic! One more thing. Would you mind posting a recipe for ice? My ice maker broke :(


One One more thing...concerning the shark pic. My hubby is a pilot. He NEVER goes into the ocean. He said if people had any idea what was swimming around them, they'd never even drink water. He sees Huge sharks off the coast of Virginia Beach every time he flies.


Its a scary day when "boiled water and toast" is the most popular recipe on this site!! Ughhhh!


Weelll, it sure gave me a giggle.


And I had to look!!!!! (funny) :)


This looks pretty complicated. So is regular faucet water good enough or do I need Himalayan snow melt?


Hey!?!?! Where is the TOAST recipe? Now dinner will be late fer shure!!!!


Love it.... toooooooooooooooooooo funny...


Is the water for dipping the toast?


Hi
It is very important to realize that not everybody is as skilled as we are. So 5 from me for the great favour you have done to humanity in sharing this sublime recipe. I am sure this will entice those who cannot/will not cook to make inroads in the culinary art.
Nazaré


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