Recipe

Top 10 Rules Of Chocolate Recipe

Add Step-by-Step Photos	Annieamie / All my dishes 1 year, 5 months ago This comes from the VJJE weekly recipe newsletter. Its important information, yanno! Servings:0	Annieamie
	chocolate and more chocolate

Does this look good? Yeah! / Nope

Fans

nutmeg01

notyourmom

mystic_riv

tilgidh

minitindel

debwin

mjcmcook

trigger

m2googee

biccy

jett2whit

grizzlybea

Ingredients

Chocolate

More Chocolate

Directions

Top Rules Concerning Chocolate

==============================

10. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're

eating it too slowly.

9. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries

all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

8. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the

store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

7. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake

of calories all at once. Isn't that handy?

6. If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the

fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out

of the chocolate to protect themselves.

5. Eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, for a

balanced diet. They actually counteract each other.

4. Money talks. Chocolate sings.

3. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look

younger.

2. If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top

pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

... and the #1 Rule of Chocolate ...

1. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do

today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

Recent Gawkers

Not quite what you're looking for? See more Candy / Chocolate

Or see more just like this

Comments

minitindel 1 year, 5 months ago said:
Hahahahahahaah i love.. # 6 ....i will will have to try that one too funny thanks for sharing ........hahaha.....sherry

notyourmomma 1 year, 5 months ago said:
Oh, yeah. Perfect.

debwin 1 year, 5 months ago said:
My oldest son lives by these rules!!! Great post.

cgendy 1 year, 5 months ago said:
I have this list posted on my fridge! :)

trigger 1 year, 5 months ago said:
I am going to send this to a friend it is all true

grizzlybear 1 year, 5 months ago said:
Hahaha.....Love it

jett2whit 1 year, 5 months ago said:
I get that email too! Great post

mjcmcook 1 year, 3 months ago said:
Hello...
Thank-you for sharing a "5"FORK!!!!!
Chocolate "Recipe"...this is the Best one I have read in a long time...!
~ * ~ mjcmcook ~ * ~

tilgidh 1 year, 3 months ago said:
Most useful information. I will have to study these and commit them to memory.

Thank you!

Tilgidh

Add a Comment