Top 10 Rules Of Chocolate Recipe

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• Top Rules Concerning Chocolate
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• 10. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're
• eating it too slowly.
• 9. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries
• all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
• 8. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the
• store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
• 7. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake
• of calories all at once. Isn't that handy?
• 6. If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the
• fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out
• of the chocolate to protect themselves.
• 5. Eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, for a
• balanced diet. They actually counteract each other.
• 4. Money talks. Chocolate sings.
• 3. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look
• younger.
• 2. If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top
• pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.
• ... and the #1 Rule of Chocolate ...
• 1. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do
• today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.