Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
From henrie 16 years ago
- - to make
- Serves 1
Gotta love these, if making for a party, start at least 2 days before event. ;0) ENJOY!
Ingredients
- 1 cup of water shopping list
- 1 tsp baking soda shopping list
- 1 cup of sugar shopping list
- 1 tsp salt shopping list
- 1 cup of brown sugar shopping list
- 1 cup lemon juice shopping list
- 4 large eggs shopping list
- 1 cup nuts shopping list
- 2 cups of dried fruit shopping list
- 1 bottle Jose Cuervo tequila shopping list
How to make it
- Sample 1 level cup of the Cuervo to check the quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is still of the highest quality, pour another level cup and drink.
- Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Remove butter paper wrapper from bowl.
- Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another level cup ...just in case.
- Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruits. Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
- Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check f or tonsisticity.
- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who cares. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
- Greash the oven.
- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
- CHERRY MRISTMAS
The Rating
Reviewed by 10 people-
That brought a smile to my face, henrie...very cute, and all true if I progressed through the recipe per those instructions!!
krumkake
in Chicago Suburbs loved it
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OH Henrie that is just too cute...:)
gagagrits
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OMG...Thanks so much for the laugh....This is too funny...:)
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