How to make it

  • Sample 1 level cup of the Cuervo to check the quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is still of the highest quality, pour another level cup and drink.
  • Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Remove butter paper wrapper from bowl.
  • Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another level cup ...just in case.
  • Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruits. Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
  • Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check f or tonsisticity.
  • Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who cares. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
  • Greash the oven.
  • Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
  • CHERRY MRISTMAS

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    " It was excellent "
    ambus ate it and said...
    Lol...very cute & funny!Thanks Henrie for bringing a smile to my face :)
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    " It was excellent "
    dragonwings647 ate it and said...
    I haven't laughted so hard in I don't know how long. Thanks I needed that.
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    " It was excellent "
    krumkake ate it and said...
    That brought a smile to my face, henrie...very cute, and all true if I progressed through the recipe per those instructions!!
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  • ttaaccoo 5 years ago
    Great to Laugh so hard!! Bottoms UP!! Ole'! trish
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    " It was excellent "
    wynnebaer ate it and said...
    OMG...Thanks so much for the laugh....This is too funny...:)
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  • 22566 5 years ago
    ~HENRIE!!~

    Cute Recipe!!

    Thank-you

    Kind Regards
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    " It was excellent "
    gagagrits ate it and said...
    OH Henrie that is just too cute...:)
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    " It was excellent "
    minitindel ate it and said...
    omg michael what happened to you your talking backwards just after reading the recipe ..omg!!!!! osmosis .... with the tequila ..quick someone call 911..........help michael lol
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    " It was excellent "
    juels ate it and said...
    That's funny! Very unusual!
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    " It was excellent "
    trigger ate it and said...
    Sdnuos taerg ot em I lliw ekam siht noos

    evif ffforks and a sssmile ...lol
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    " It was excellent "
    bluewaterandsand ate it and said...
    Lol, I love this Henrie. ( hic)
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    " It was excellent "
    momo_55grandma ate it and said...
    yep no worry about cookies {hi5
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    " It was excellent "
    minitindel ate it and said...
    I hear the tequila man calling me TINK -OHH TINK--- and i hear that song in my head now tequila makes your clothes fall off hahahaha.........well after making the cookies who cares about the cookies im already smashed with the 1st few samples and dancing around ....wheres my pole at??????????/ hahahaha
    cute recipe henrie 10 plus love it

    hugs tink
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  • jennywren 5 years ago
    Pretty cute recipe Henrie.
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