Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
From henrie 15 years agoIngredients
- 1 cup of water shopping list
- 1 tsp baking soda shopping list
- 1 cup of sugar shopping list
- 1 tsp salt shopping list
- 1 cup of brown sugar shopping list
- 1 cup lemon juice shopping list
- 4 large eggs shopping list
- 1 cup nuts shopping list
- 2 cups of dried fruit shopping list
- 1 bottle Jose Cuervo tequila shopping list
How to make it
- Sample 1 level cup of the Cuervo to check the quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is still of the highest quality, pour another level cup and drink.
- Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Remove butter paper wrapper from bowl.
- Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another level cup ...just in case.
- Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruits. Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
- Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check f or tonsisticity.
- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who cares. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
- Greash the oven.
- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
- CHERRY MRISTMAS
The Rating
Reviewed by 10 people-
I hear the tequila man calling me TINK -OHH TINK--- and i hear that song in my head now tequila makes your clothes fall off hahahaha.........well after making the cookies who cares about the cookies im already smashed with the 1st few samples and dan...more
minitindel in THE HEART OF THE WINE COUNTRY loved it -
yep no worry about cookies {hi5
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Lol, I love this Henrie. ( hic)
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