Recipe

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies Recipe

	Henrie / All my dishes 10 months, 2 weeks ago Gotta love these, if making for a party, start at least 2 days before event. ;0) ENJOY! Servings:1	Henrie
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Ingredients

1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar

1 cup lemon juice

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Directions

Sample 1 level cup of the Cuervo to check the quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is still of the highest quality, pour another level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Remove butter paper wrapper from bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another level cup ...just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruits. Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check f or tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who cares. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

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Comments

jennywren 10 months, 2 weeks ago said:
Pretty cute recipe Henrie.

minitindel 10 months, 2 weeks ago said:
I hear the tequila man calling me TINK -OHH TINK--- and i hear that song in my head now tequila makes your clothes fall off hahahaha.........well after making the cookies who cares about the cookies im already smashed with the 1st few samples and dancing around ....wheres my pole at??????????/ hahahaha
cute recipe henrie 10 plus love it

hugs tink

momo_55grandma 10 months, 2 weeks ago said:
Yep no worry about cookies {hi5

bluewaterandsand 10 months, 2 weeks ago said:
Lol, I love this Henrie. ( hic)

trigger 10 months, 2 weeks ago said:
Sdnuos taerg ot em I lliw ekam siht noos

evif ffforks and a sssmile ...lol

juels 10 months, 2 weeks ago said:
That's funny! Very unusual!

minitindel 10 months, 2 weeks ago said:
Omg michael what happened to you your talking backwards just after reading the recipe ..omg!!!!! osmosis .... with the tequila ..quick someone call 911..........help michael lol

gagagrits 10 months, 2 weeks ago said:
OH Henrie that is just too cute...:)

22566 10 months, 2 weeks ago said:
~HENRIE!!~

Cute Recipe!!

Thank-you

Kind Regards

wynnebaer 10 months, 2 weeks ago said:
OMG...Thanks so much for the laugh....This is too funny...:)

ttaaccoo 10 months, 2 weeks ago said:
Great to Laugh so hard!! Bottoms UP!! Ole'! trish

krumkake 10 months, 2 weeks ago said:
That brought a smile to my face, henrie...very cute, and all true if I progressed through the recipe per those instructions!!

dragonwings647 10 months, 2 weeks ago said:
I haven't laughted so hard in I don't know how long. Thanks I needed that.

ambus 10 months, 1 week ago said:
Lol...very cute & funny!Thanks Henrie for bringing a smile to my face :)

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