Recipe For After Christmas
From pat2me 17 years agoIngredients
- After Christmas shopping list
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- 'Twas the week after Christmas, and all through the house shopping list
- Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. shopping list
- The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste shopping list
- At the holiday parties had gone to my waist. shopping list
- When I got on the scales there arose such a number! shopping list
- When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber). shopping list
- I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared; shopping list
- The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared, shopping list
- The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese shopping list
- And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please." shopping list
- As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt shopping list
- And prepared once again to do battle with dirt shopping list
- I said to myself, as I only can shopping list
- "You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!" shopping list
- So away with the last of the sour cream dip, shopping list
- Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip shopping list
- Every last bit of food that I like must be banished shopping list
- "Till all the additional ounces have vanished. shopping list
- I won't have a cookie - not even a lick. shopping list
- I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick. shopping list
- I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie, shopping list
- I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry. shopping list
- I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore shopping list
- But isn't that what January is for? shopping list
- Unable to giggle, no longer a riot. shopping list
- Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet! shopping list
How to make it
- Follow faithfully!
The Rating
Reviewed by 10 people-
Hi Pat... Your neice is quite the poet. That was beautifully written and kudos to her. I hope your husband is doing well and that you are taking good care of yourself.
Fondly,
Lorlor in Toronto loved it
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You are truly a poet
Your rhyme is just great
now just be careful
what you put on your plate
remember don't fry it
you'll ruin your diet!
And thanks for your time
that you took on your ballad
To tell us all we ...moremystic_river1 in Bradenton loved it
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This is perfect....Fits to a tee....
zena824 in Somewhere, USA loved it
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