Jj The Bad Guys And The Cops Recipe

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• Cops and JJ shopping list
• December 28, 2008 shopping list
• Sometimes I guess reality TV does come into play in real life. Yesterday’s episode was quite interesting, but then I guess my life is just one big event. JJ shopping list
• It was a quiet day in the City- whoops Dragnet. shopping list
• I have a home office and the room faces the street which allows me to watch as cars and people go by and lets me keep an eye on the neighborhood, the eye of JJ is on you. shopping list
• I am sitting at my computer and through the slightly open blinds I see two figures walk by and then in about 5 seconds they go running back by. Now the front of my house has a covered porch the whole length of the house and what the hell are they doing on my property and now running by the window. shopping list
• I am up out of my chair, running down the hallway and out the front door. I look in the direction they ran and see them at the corner of my neighbor’s house. They see me and take off. The chase is on! I get to the corner, my neighbor’s house is the corner house and I don’t see them. I move to the middle of the street so I can see down the street. I walk past the corner house, no one, next is the second house, which I share a garden with, no one still in view. shopping list
• Where are they? Where they in a backyard or one of the neighbor kids now in the house? Hmmmm. I keep watching and at that moment the second neighbor comes around the corner in her car and I motion to her to pull up and stop. I tell her what just happen and I look up and see the two kids of unknown ages come out about 7 houses down and start walking down the street. shopping list
• I open her car door and tell her to step on it, go faster I tell her, go go go. We get to the two and stop and I jump out and tell them HOLD IT. I come around the car and tell them to get on the ground, yea in a very loud voice. Now lay down! Now put your hands behind your backs and don’t move. When you take the oral test for a cop, the question is what is you more power weapon? Gun is not the answer, your voice. Of course if they don’t listen, then shoot’em  shopping list
• What the hell were you doing on my property? With my bad hearing they say “bell banging” What? We come up to homes and ring doorbells then run. Now during all this my neighbor has gone home and called 911, cars are driving by as I stand straddling one of them, with their chins on the asphalt rood. Funny no one stopped to ask what was going on. Nice! shopping list
• I said ‘don’t even think about moving or I will knock you out’. They are saying ‘can’t we just get up and go home’. NO, the police will be here and I have never heard of “bell banging” so you stay where you are. Where do you go school? Christian Brother’s catholic high school. What? What do your think they will think of you doing this type of crap. Trespassing on private property and doing this shit (sorry for the potty mouth but I got to tell it like it was). shopping list
• I am standing over them and said ‘Don’t you ever watch COPS’. NO. What! Everyone watches COPS and if you did you would know criminals aren’t very smart and that’s why they get caught. Couldn’t believe they never watched COPS. Do you play video games? ‘No we don’t like video games. Now what kid about 15 years old doesn’t like or play video games. Come on. shopping list
• I said '"you idiots, you realize you could have been shot! I didn’t know what you were doing or what your intentions were. ‘I’ m sorry sir.’ Sorry! You dumb ass, if I had shot you would be in the morgue and you wouldn’t have to be worrying about being sorry, you would be dead! shopping list
• Ok, where do you live? On the corner of Morse and Marconi. Now on that corner is a big expensive home and they don’t look like they are from that house. You got a cell phone on you? ‘Yes’. OK, call you mother. Hello, I have you kid on the ground and do you live on the corner of Morse and Marconi. What, you have my son on the ground, where are you and I will come and get them. No I am asking if you live… this goes on for a couple of times and I finally say, forget it the police are on the way. shopping list
• See, the neighborhood is real nice, next to a private country club golf course but someone has got into my truck three times and my neighbors storage shed so I don’t take any shit from anyone. shopping list
• They are still saying they are sorry; cars are still driving by and me still standing over kids. One says that was my mom that just drove down Pope Avenue. OK call her cell. He says, She won’t answer because she is driving. Try again. Here come the cops, three cars and a motor bike. Then the mom pulls up behind the cop cars, all excited, and now the father pulls up and stops. The kids are allowed up, I go over to the father and shake his hand and tell him what was going on. I told him I never heard about the bell stuff and furthermore I didn’t what they were doing anyway. He was pissed at his kid and the other was staying overnight with his son. The cops are cool about it; the kids are not having a good day. The one starts to get mouthy and the cop says,’Are you 18? No the kids says. Cop, fine, when your 18 you can talk, shut up. shopping list
• The father is mad and embarrassed for what is going on. They are allowed to take them home, I don’t think they were going to have a great evening, but then again I don’t think they will trespass again. In this world today, one does not know what people are doing but no one screws with my house or neighborhood. Well that was an interesting Sunday afternoon. Remember the old saying, “Screw with bull and you will get the horn”! That was the polite version of the first word . shopping list
• Life goes on. Until another story shopping list