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Kentucky Cut Recipe


Kentucky Cut Recipe
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A little Southern Humor to give everyone a chuckle! Picture features a pair of overalls that fit. FINALLY!

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  • You might be a red neck if:
  • You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
  • You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter
  • Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
  • You burn your yard rather than mow it
  • You think 'The Nutcracker' is a vice on the work bench
  • The Salvation Army declines your furniture
  • You offer someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
  • You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
  • You come back from the dump with more than you took.
  • You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
  • Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
  • Your grandmother has 'ammo' on her Christmas list.
  • You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
  • You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
  • You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
  • You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
  • You have a rag for a gas cap.
  • Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
  • You wonder how service stations keep their restroom's so clean ?
  • You can spit without opening your mouth.
  • You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it
  • Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
  • You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say 'Cool Whip' on the side.
  • The biggest city you've ever been to is WalMart.
  • Your working TV sits on top of your nonworking TV.
  • You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
  • You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
  • You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
  • You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.

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  1. Saddest of all, a couple of those are very close to home in my house!

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I love 'redneck' humor..


Some of are close to home here too! LOL
Gem


Love It! :)


I might be a redneck!


Let's just say that I've accused my hubby of being Fred Sanford in disguise, because he has never met a piece of furniture that he didn't like or collect. I'm up to my ears in extra chairs and end tables and jars of rusted nuts and bolts.....just because you never know when you might need one. My garage is an excavation dump and it will take someone far stronger than me to get the hubby to part with his treasures. Nothing is ever broken and worthy of being discarded, it is all treasure in disguise. So, just call me the redneck's wife!


:) you are realy funny.


Really Funny..love that :D


So funny and that picture is priceless....:)


Thanks for the laughs, Notcho.


OH OH!!!! I think we may be married to the same man!!! So now I'm wondering,when he says he is going out with his friends, is he really sneaking out to see you? LOL!!! We have a 2 1/2 car garage and both of us park on the driveway, (no room in the garage!!!)


FUNNY STUFF....but I do have 2 comments:

1 - So what's wrong with burnin'off the yard?
2 - I ain't 'bout to let her keep them dawgs!


Well, a few of thoses is very close too my house , the cool whip is real close. lol


LOL!!


Too Funny! This showed up on my page under "you might like this" and I do! Thanks for the laugh, notyourmomma.


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