Kentucky Cut
From notyourmomma 16 years agoIngredients
- You might be a red neck if: shopping list
- You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. shopping list
- You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter shopping list
- Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. shopping list
- You burn your yard rather than mow it shopping list
- You think 'The Nutcracker' is a vice on the work bench shopping list
- The Salvation Army declines your furniture shopping list
- You offer someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. shopping list
- You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. shopping list
- You come back from the dump with more than you took. shopping list
- You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. shopping list
- Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. shopping list
- Your grandmother has 'ammo' on her Christmas list. shopping list
- You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. shopping list
- You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. shopping list
- You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. shopping list
- You know how many bales of hay your car will hold. shopping list
- You have a rag for a gas cap. shopping list
- Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. shopping list
- You wonder how service stations keep their restroom's so clean ? shopping list
- You can spit without opening your mouth. shopping list
- You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it shopping list
- Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. shopping list
- You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say 'Cool Whip' on the side. shopping list
- The biggest city you've ever been to is WalMart. shopping list
- Your working TV sits on top of your nonworking TV. shopping list
- You've used your ironing board as a buffet table. shopping list
- You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back. shopping list
- You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty. shopping list
- You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65. shopping list
How to make it
- Saddest of all, a couple of those are very close to home in my house!
The Rating
Reviewed by 11 people-
I love 'redneck' humor..
peetabear in mid-hudson valley loved it -
Some of are close to home here too! LOL
Gemtnacndn in Jasper loved it -
:) you are realy funny.
ahmed1 in Cairo loved it
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