Recipe

The Oreo Ritual Recipe

Add Step-by-Step Photos	Pink / All my dishes 1 year, 8 months ago Pure excitement The Ritual and thrilling! Bring back the little kid in yourself and memories! Satisfying wink Snap on the radio, have fun! Prep:5m Servings:1	Pink
	oreo milk glass spoon napkin

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Ingredients

1 8 to 10 oz glass with a wide mouth

1 Teaspoon

Your favorite percentage of milk (Ice cold)

(4-6) Oreo Cookies (non-refrigerated)

1 napkin

Directions

First take out your Oreos and stack them one over the other anywhere on the napkin and on your kitchen, dining, or coffee table.

Place the spoon so that the belly of the utensil is also on the napkin. (This is to insure that any and all residue that may have been mistakenly left behind from your child’s last eating experience does not interfere with your quest for ritual ecstasy...*wink*

Then get your glass and go to the fridge. (Glass first so that you do not waste the precious time that your milk spends out of the refrigerator).

Fill it with milk leaving anywhere from ½ to 1 full inch before the rim.

Walk briskly, with milk in hand to your prepared Oreo stack and sit down with authority. Thrilling? *smile*

Now, take the top Oreo between your thumb and index finger and submerse vertically just past its equator. Count, internally, to 4. (Don’t ask…just do it)

Then release the cookie so that it floats in the milk like the last moments of the Titanic before it plunges into the sea. It will sink in its position, and when it disappears into the milk, grab the spoon and scoop it out.

Take the soaked Oreo, accompanied by the spoon filled addition of liquid pleasure, and place it, in its entirety, in your mouth. Then do whatever comes naturally.

Then, take a tiny (and I mean tiny) sip from the glass, rinse, swallow, and repeat.

When all of your Oreos are gone there will be enough chocolate sprinkled milk chug left for what I like to call “the finisher”. Words cannot explain the sensation I speak of. It is something that needs to be experienced by the individual.

Thrilling no? Great memories? YES!

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Comments

jett2whit 1 year, 8 months ago said:
Oh how cool!! I do remember the memories! Thank you!! Jett

smooch 1 year, 8 months ago said:
What a great ritual!

michelle73 1 year, 8 months ago said:
What an awesome post!

noir 1 year, 8 months ago said:
Pink, you out did yourself on this one! ROFL! 5!

hayleesgrandma 1 year, 8 months ago said:
Very cute ;)

divaliscious 1 year, 8 months ago said:
Hilarious! And to think I grew up and never used the spoon method - thank you for letting me learn something extra naughty to do with my double stuffed oreos I am bound to buy this month thanks to you! ROFL my high five!

lunasea 1 year, 8 months ago said:
Very nice, Pink - and great fun! Thanks...

chevythecat 1 year, 8 months ago said:
How funny!!!! Thanks for the post it was a great one

ddnj2393 1 year, 7 months ago said:
This is actually a true story, seriously. In my hometown, Someone got into and accident while dunk driving. They crashed there car when they were fighting to get an oreo out of a glass of milk. It really did happen.

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